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SomaliPhilosopher;919593 wrote:
My god, I just came back from a terrible terrible social event! Praise to Waaq that I am getting a new maid!!! Details will come soon

C'mon, don't leave us in such a suspense, not fair....

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Alpha Blondy;919562 wrote:
off the record (Haatu please ignore this)

 

i endured the worst time once, whilst in the OG hinterland, in Jigjiga. it was terrible walahi. i will NEVER forget. they called me dirty names and all sorts of things. they then tried to exhort money from me. i saw some random SLander appear out of nowhere. i didnt know if he was a SLander but he said he was and i trusted him nonetheless. he was helpful because of some ancient duriyada allegiance. he was basically our man in these lands. later that day, after finally leaving my prisoners, i made my way for home. as i arrived in wajaale, i knew i was safe. but along the way to the SL border, i was further insulted and called some really dirty names. but NOT ALL OG's are like this LAKIIN. some of the greatest people I know are OGs. my best friend in the UK was an OG. my ex-gf was an OG. my cousins are OG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

we LOVE the OGs. God bless the OGs. forever more.

Long may the Long-Feet of my abtis Live.

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QansaxMeygaag;919630 wrote:
Well there are many Hearties where I come from but 99% of the town itself is other people; point is you CAN be cow-white AND from wherever...

 

Many HGs and Maroonzadez especially businessmen in the trucking business have settled in many towns, as far as Lusaka, Zambia so the fact that Zambia is predominantly Bemba, Bantu will not make your grandfather/mum less cow-white and more Bemba lolest :cool:

 

Gosh am beginning to sound like a cow-white myself kkkk defending your mum's cow-white-
ness
vociferously...

Point taken eventhough i googled for some info i found that there is a special relationship between the markabull and the cow-whites. How about Sayid's gabay LOOL COW-WHITE WAA OG OO HADII LOOABTIRIYO WAA INA MAKAAHIIL.

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oba hiloowlow;919659 wrote:
Point taken eventhough i googled for some info i found that there is a special relationship between the markabull and the cow-whites. How about Sayid's gabay LOOL COW-WHITE WAA OG OO HADII LOOABTIRIYO WAA INA MAKAAHIIL.

not sure about the sayid's gabay but given his other braggadocio in the back and forth with his adversaries, i'd say waa boota soomaali...

 

special relationships always exist by way of xeer/customary law and that's different. two clans can be so intertwined in their social affairs that they even help each other pay the mag/diya half half!

 

where i come from, we have several agreements with other clans, we intermarry like crazy and wont be surprised - like i said earlier- if we claim others as our own and they in turn do the same...

 

this is borne out by the fact that clans which don't have geneological links/same "fathers" with one another can claim to be of the same clan family. a good example is the grave-peeps of baladweyna (xaax-wads-latte) and h-block...no h in the fathers of grave-peeps...but tell the grave-peeps they are not h and they will shoot you dead no?

 

bottomline -there is no doubt about our somaliness, but i'd take the rest with a bag of salt...

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SomaliPhilosopher;919593 wrote:
My god, I just came back from a terrible terrible social event! Praise to Waaq that I am getting a new maid!!! Details will come soon

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@S.P

 

you've been reading my exploits for too long ma istidhi?

 

walahi, you got the technique right too.

 

1. a little exaggeration to begin with

2. state some bad news

3. overcome the bad news with some new hope

4. keep people in suspense over this new hope

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

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QansaxMeygaag;919658 wrote:
Where is AB my !selector friend today?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@i-selector

 

i've been selecting for OG's since 2003. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Haatu   

It's another nice day today shame I didn't plan anything to do. Alpha you must be sick and tired of sunshine but here it's a rare commodity :D If it stays like this I might go for a walk in the local park. Who knows I might even run into Apophis :D

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Haatu;919727 wrote:
It's another nice day today shame I didn't plan anything to do. Alpha you must be sick and tired of sunshine but here it's a rare commodity
:D
If it stays like this I might go for a walk in the local park. Who knows I might even run into Apophis
:D

hey Haatu,

 

hows it going bro? you alright? i'm sorry to hear of your missed opportunity. tomorrow is another day, i guess. i was actually indoors most of the day today :D. its always nice and sunny here but i really like the weather after asr prayer. i was working on the garden today and i enjoyed the experience very much.

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