Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

jimco wanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagsan oo wacan y'all.

 

it's a beautiful friday morning here at the nation's capital.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

about an hour again.

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;969520 wrote:

War alpha take me to las geel tomorrow!! You have not treated me, that's all I ask. Is it too much for mr.blondy?

look at this malayacni! that way he talks, you'd think he's like tomato paste, desperately struggling to squeeze out the remaining 4% of its content, ma istidhi?...

 

inaar, do i look like a tour guide to you, baal ilaah baan kugu dhaarshe?

 

balse, having said, its our hinterland and i suppose you're safer with Alz at the helm than anyone else, ma garatay?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;969521 wrote:

Get it through your thick head sxb, I have never been nor do I ever plan to be a teacher. Doing bigger and better things than you can fathom Mr maids hitter.

do you know how some of my previous maids pronounced 'shocked'?

 

''shoog-id''

 

shopping was - ''shoopiing''

 

despite being CELTA qualified, it was futile, inaar. perhaps, you could whip them into shape, ma istidhi? assuming you're qualified?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Many men, wish death upon me

Blood in my eye, dawg and I can't see

I'm trying to be, what I'm destined to be

And niggaz trying to take my life away

I put a hole in nigga for ******* with me

My back on the wall, now you gon' see

Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me

'Cause, I'll come and take your life away

 

Many men many, many, many, many men

Wish death upon me, Lord I don't cry no more

Don't look to the sky no more

Have mercy on me

 

Now these ***** niggaz putting money on my head

Go on and get your refund mother******, I ain't dead

I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found

I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned

When I rhyme, something special happen every time

I'm the greatest, something like Ali in his prime

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

 

i use this these days.

[Alpha Blondy]

MOVIE night y'all.

 

there's so many amazing films in the hard-drive.

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;969608 wrote:

MOVIE night y'all.

 

there's so many amazing films in the hard-drive.

Crimson Gold has been chosen. check out the reviews soon on my film thread.

[Alpha Blondy]

slowly starting to accept the notion that foox does nothing against mosquitoes. :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all.

[Haatu]

Alpha Blondy;969622 wrote:

slowly starting to accept the notion that foox does nothing against mosquitoes. :mad:

Would you believe it that I suffer from mosquitoes here in my living room in merry old London! lol it must be the lakes near where I live the bloody things are annoying although not as many as those in Africa. Anyways, why does Hargaysa have mosquitoes? Don't they need a wet environment to breed?

[Alpha Blondy]

its 18:23 here. there's approx 3-6 mins left. the last few minutes are worst walahi. i'm literally dying of hunger, yeah hunger.

 

[Alpha Blondy]

^ there maybe some truth to this.

[Alpha Blondy]

there are all sorts of people crawling out of the woodwork's, ma istidhi?

 

it's ramadan after all, maha? and it's the month of charity.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Alpha Blondy mashruuc baan ku hayaa, why not make a political Party in Somaliland? Xisbiga Danab where you'll advocate for the youth and their rights in the society, i reckon you'd do a great job xoogana dhac-dhac yar na waad heli. Heck you even got a chance to be the first Jesus mo president in SL. Inaar fadhiga ka kac i believe in you.