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Tallaabo   

Safferz;954374 wrote:
Leefaye was my favourite
:D

 

 

 

I'm not judging you
:P
I like gay clubs because you can go out with the girls and not be harassed by the men there lol.

Dear Saf, you will get away from the boys but then how would you deal with the girls?:D And I don’t mind being judged soo daa baan ku idhi.

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i'm watching 'The Messenger' dubbed in Somali on Universal TV.........

 

its madness.......the diversity of accents is shocking. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Tallaabo   

Haatu;954503 wrote:
Safferz, that's some nasty ish. What are we, Tallaabo?
:P

 

Alpha, I take the piss outta these Indians but I ain't gonna lie that Bangra thing is the shit.

I am the Simon Cowell of twerking X factor (of course at a gay club) for both boys and girls. Iskeen baan ku idhi you could be possessing a hidden talent.

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Tallaabo;954680 wrote:
Dear Saf, you will get away from the boys but then how would you deal with the girls?
:D
And I don’t mind being judged soo daa baan ku idhi.

its a well known fact that y'all beesha haradaan folks are gay. balse, please don't use my thread to launch your human rights gay mantra, ma garatey? :mad:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Tallaabo   

Haatu;954524 wrote:
Sine Safferz showed us a dirac yesterday, today it's Haat's macawiis
:P

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With that photo I am sure Saff crossed your name for good from her suitors' list. I am sorry mate the obesity epidemic in the UK seems to have afflicted you too. Waar lugahaasi ma qof bay kuyaalaan mise hippo;)

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Alpha Blondy;954681 wrote:
i'm watching 'The Messenger' dubbed in Somali on Universal TV.........

 

its madness.......the diversity of accents is shocking. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.....Hamza (Anthony Quinn) has been killed by that 'Waxshi' with a spear...................:(:(:(:(

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Tallaabo   

Alpha Blondy;954685 wrote:
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.....Hamza (Anthony Quinn) has been killed by that 'Waxshi'
with a spear
...................
:(
:(
:(
:(

No one had a gun Alpha;)

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Alpha Blondy;954685 wrote:
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.....Hamza (Anthony Quinn) has been killed by that 'Waxshi' with a spear...................
:(
:(
:(
:(

Hinda has just taken Hamza's heart out......ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.....:mad:

 

apparently Hamza killed her brother and father and the Hinda said the only way to get closure for the pain...... is to eat his heart without cooking it....can you believe that? :P

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Tallaabo;954687 wrote:
No one had a gun Alpha;)

war was better in those days, ma garatey, you know?

 

now everything is decided at the touch of a button........

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Tallaabo   

Nowadays people with no experience of war fly drones across the world and kill scores of people daily just from the comfort of their offices wearing suits and sipping cappuccino. War has become a 9 to 5 job:(

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Haatu   

Tallaabo, war I'm a footballer so I have muscular legs, not maryooley chicken legs. Otherwise I'm a skinny farax :D

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i've been speaking to my family. i've convinced them to send me some much stuff. y'all, should have seen the way i made them believe that i was in dire straits and living in a hell-hole. i told my sister that you can't even find cotton buds and that i'm hard of hearing now LOOOOOOOL. its was crazy. now, there's a lot of stuff coming my way, now. i mean a lot of stuff.....ipads, professional cameras, designer clothes, gadgets and all sorts of stuff. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

YES! that's what i'm talking about..............

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Safferz   

Tallaabo;954680 wrote:
Dear Saf, you will get away from the boys but then how would you deal with the girls?
:D
And I don’t mind being judged soo daa baan ku idhi.

lol I don't know about the gay clubs where you are, but the ones I've been too have been full of men. Plus I'm sure it's easy to detect a group of girlfriends out for the night are straight :P I don't go anymore though, I think these clubs are supposed to be safe spaces for gay people to interact and enjoy themseves and I don't want to take up space.

 

Haatu's thighs are fine, it's the dhuxul foot he has in common with Alpha that troubles me :P

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