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[Alpha Blondy]

VISION ALERT

 

 

 

joseph kabila wanted me dead......because we apparently look alike....

 

i had this shocking vision last night. i was wanted dead by joseph kabila and the DRC militia. i don't know why?

 

it was a cat and mouse chase. they couldn't find me. then they employed american mercenaries to locate me.

 

i had a silver gun and i was feared.

 

SOMEONE please explain this vision......what could it possibly mean? i need answers and fast.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

 

[Chorus:]

The World Is A Cycle

And Everything Weh Happen Yes It Come Roun In A Circle [x2]

 

Got to check the step you take

and every breath you make

Because the little things you do

is comin back at you

The ditch you dig it might just be your destiny

I might just rise above the odds regain my victory

Ay- do right do right do right do right do right

Do good do good do good do good do good

 

[Chorus:]

 

So if I see you stumble I'll catch you fore you fall

They say the world is round and it's spinning like a ball

Who advise to see let them see

What drop off a head drop pon shoulda

Think about the youths think about them future

Babylon dem caan stop the youths from get wiser

Sweet inna di sky it ah go fall inna ur eyes

In everything you do rememba to pray

Your prayer a day chase the devil away

In everything you do remember to pray and let the prayer a day chase the devil away

In everything you do remember to pray

A prayer a day chase the evil-

 

[Chorus:]

 

Earth a come, Earth a come

Earth a forward

As it was in this Iration so shall it be in this sign one

Jah is the key still im a go master

whatever you does does so you shall prosper

 

[Chorus:]

 

Every step you take... Every breath you make

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

[Haatu]

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[Alpha Blondy]

^ abti....its so good to see you again on here..... soo xalaadu dhag maha. where have you been lately?

 

how's your revision. if you need help, let me know...ma garatay.

[Alpha Blondy]

did the weekly shopping today....saturdays are always ideal.

 

 

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Haatu]

I'm good but I just saw ur feet earlier and questioned ur somaliness. You're few shades from blick

[Alpha Blondy]

^ i'm dark caramel....ee sida uula soco, inaar.

 

very close to the dark side, these days. i love being dark, walahi. its amazing. i hated it when i was casaan.....i wanted to get rid of the last remaining vestiges of westernimo about my person.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You eat that much chocolate everyweek? Caafimad maqabtid sxb

[Safferz]

Is that cockroach spray in the centre Alpha?

[Alpha Blondy]

Cambuulo iyo bun;945954 wrote:

You eat that much chocolate everyweek? Caafimad maqabtid sxb

NO... NO...sidaas maha...the chocolates are for the local kids and my little cousins when they visit. i also occasionally dip into them, too...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:p

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;945955 wrote:

Is that cockroach spray in the centre Alpha?

yes! how did you know?

 

most of the cockroaches in hargeisa are from dhusamareeb. i bet you didn't know that?

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Alpha Blondy;945959 wrote:

NO... NO...sidaas maha...the chocolates are for the local kids and my little cousins when they visit. i also occasionally dip into them, too...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:p

Yes, yes of course :D

 

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;945960 wrote:

yes! how did you know?

 

most of the cockroaches in hargeisa are from dhusamareeb. i bet you didn't know that?

Seeing the spray bottle triggered my PTSD from roach related encounters in Hargeisa And then there was the time I found a lizard and its babies under my pillow...

[Haatu]

But that's a lot of imported stuff btw Alpha. I'm surprised u have Cornflakes.