Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. ROCK'N ROLL baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 Haatu;921612 wrote: And I see it has gone PM :D Alpha, how does it feel to converse with yourself its too early to say how this PM flirtation will go...so far . i've been forced to prompt Somalicentric for replies.......but if she doesn't give me her facebook, it'll be considered a FAILURE...keep y'all updated. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oba hiloowlow Posted February 25, 2013 yo niggas whats up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 PM UPDATE: REJECTION of ALPHA by somalicentric......:( special dedicated to my old flame somalicentric.......just listen to these heart felt words my jacyl.....:(:( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 25, 2013 such a shame....moving swiftly along, Oba do you know why I keep taunting you to use the Right hand when drinking? There's a funny story behind it my sarkhaan friend Shall I tell you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oba hiloowlow Posted February 25, 2013 lmfao do tell Haatuuwoooow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 25, 2013 Well in my area, there's these two well known Somali sarkhaans oo laga samrey (yacni absolute failures of life) that are forever sitting on the curb or on some bench drinking or sleeping. One day they had an argument when one of them (let's call him Jaamac) noticed that the other one (we'll call him Kaahiye) was drinking with his left hand. Jaamac: Innaa lillaahi waryaa Kaahiye war bahasha midigta ku cab! Kaahiye: War naga tag waxaas danteena ma ehee Jaamac: War maxaa tiri? War waa sunno oo Nebiga (NNKH) ayaa yiri! Kaahiye: Ma ku cabaayi ee na daa Kolkaas Jaamac tuu xanaaqey buu yiri Jaamac: Walaahi hadaad ka noqon wayso inaan mar dambe kula soconeynin. Kaahiye: Ka noqon maayo Jaamac storms off in fury. 5 mins later Jaamac returns asagoo dhala khamra wato. Kaahiye looks up amused. Kaahiye: Oo soo adiga laha ku garab socon maayo? Jaamac: War naga aamus kalabyahow oo bench-ka nafaas nooga bannee They drank their worries away and forgot about the whole fuss :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oba hiloowlow Posted February 25, 2013 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL rageedi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wadani Posted February 25, 2013 loooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 Haatu;921639 wrote: Well in my area, there's these two well known Somali sarkhaans oo laga samrey (yacni absolute failures of life) that are forever sitting on the curb or on some bench drinking or sleeping. One day they had an argument when one of them (let's call him Jaamac) noticed that the other one (we'll call him Kaahiye) was drinking with his left hand. Jaamac: Innaa lillaahi waryaa Kaahiye war bahasha midigta ku cab! Kaahiye: War naga tag waxaas danteena ma ehee Jaamac: War maxaa tiri? War waa sunno oo Nebiga (NNKH) ayaa yiri! Kaahiye: Ma ku cabaayi ee na daa Kolkaas Jaamac tuu xanaaqey buu yiri Jaamac: Walaahi hadaad ka noqon wayso inaan mar dambe kula soconeynin. Kaahiye: Ka noqon maayo Jaamac storms off in fury. 5 mins later Jaamac returns asagoo dhala khamra wato. Kaahiye looks up amused. Kaahiye: Oo soo adiga laha ku garab socon maayo? Jaamac: War naga aamus kalabyahow oo bench-ka nafaas nooga bannee They drank their worries away and forgot about the whole fuss :D :D:D:D:D madness. vices and ethics working in tandem ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 25, 2013 There's also another story about how one of them told the other one day he's thinking of leaving Islam but that's for another day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted February 25, 2013 loool finally this sad thread comes to life (and isnt because of Alpha) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 haatu, you MUST write little stories more often!!!!. i'm dying from laughter right now. these two social outcasts could provide excellent social commentary on the world, as it passes them by, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. i'm tempted to write a little story featuring jamac and kaahiye about the latest horse meat controversy. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 25, 2013 N.O.R.F;921650 wrote: loool finally this sad thread comes to life (and isnt because of Alpha) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL there always laughter on this thread. it doesn't matter who provides but walahi its all jokes, all the time. why are you being divisive? baal go on and crack a little joke? i thought so.....marka naga daa dee. p.s - i would've insulted you big time walahi but we'll probably see each other again dee.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oba hiloowlow Posted February 25, 2013 horta has anyone seen gaalka today LOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
