Khayr Posted March 9, 2014 Alpha is a drama queen. How do you end up living in Somalia for many years as a dhaqan celis and end up getting deported from Somali too? You can not be a loser in more than one country - can you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 10, 2014 <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> Alpha is a drama queen. How do you end up living in Somalia for many years as a dhaqan celis and end up getting deported from Somali too? You can not be a loser in more than one country - can you? why am i not surprised to hear this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 12, 2014 LIVE & EXCLUSIVE from afrikada dheexe y'all. the eagle has landed. listening to David Guetta and living life in 5th gear after years of lethargy. i've left that dump and going back to back to civilisation, ma garateen? this evening, i'll go and hit the town. might even hit the bars just like old times. earlier this evening, i got a nice shape-up. here in afrikada dheexe, women cut your hair. if you pay a little bit extra, you might get a bit more, you know. to the haters i say wax isku fala. to my comrades, your support has been noted. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted March 12, 2014 Saff, How did you get him deported from Hargeisa? Tell the story! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 12, 2014 <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> Saff, How did you get him deported from Hargeisa? Tell the story! we're not dating anymore. she's been dumped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reeyo Posted March 12, 2014 What will happen to the library? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 12, 2014 good morning akhyarta sharafta leh. my 2nd day here in afrikada dheexe. today i was go sightseeing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 12, 2014 <cite> @Reeyo said:</cite> What will happen to the library? lol. i don't know Reeeyo. what will happen to the library? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallaabo Posted March 13, 2014 <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> Saff, How did you get him deported from Hargeisa? Tell the story! This is the question on everyone's lips!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallaabo Posted March 13, 2014 Which Afrikada dhexe? Do you mean that hell-hole anti balaka world of human flesh eating Neanderthals? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 13, 2014 <cite> @Alpha Blondy said:</cite> good morning akhyarta sharafta leh. my 2nd day here in afrikada dheexe. today i was go sightseeing. what a day!..... caadi maha. i actually worked 9-5 for once. it's been almost 4 years since i did an honest days work lol. lots of traffic in afrikada dheexe y'all. just got back to HQ. so much to share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 13, 2014 the Heartless B4stards are too good, walle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 13, 2014 have you guys ever met ''a fake Somali''. one word - caagdheere. i knew he was Somali despite having that non-Somaliesque look myself. of course, this is the result of spending two generations outside the land of my origins. and yet i could have been mistaken for being a pro-waloweynian bakhti like SOL's very own sand-dweller. there was a Wadanian aspect to the moment. this caagdheere doofar looked more Somali than Barkhad from Captain Phillip. you could tell he was a ''qurbjoog pretending to be a diaspora'', as it were. balse it was his denial of the Af-Somaliga that pissed me off, you know. i waited with bated breath to tribally categories him but the fake american accent ruined the moment. it was fairly oblivious he had some type of speech impairment but i'm quite certain he was a caagdheere. being in a foreign land, in the qurbaha, in the afrikada dheexe, you realise Somaliland barely cuts the cake against the Bantus and the Axmaars, like those reer Somalilander pilgrims who naively wave their flags around during the Hajj - it's futile. the Republic will always be my home balse the Somali label means more to me than most colonially demarcated territorial lines, particularly when in foreign lands, in the qurbaha, in the afrikada dheexe. lakinse, for certain folks, particularly those who've been robbed of their heritage and who've isku dibay Bantu and Axmaar hegemony, we shouldn't be surprised when years of disorientation results in lost of self-respect and Somalidiidnimo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 13, 2014 i've got a plane to catch, abtiyaal. wa ino London. Al. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites