Alpha Blondy Posted January 27, 2014 having a decent day so far. this is good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Safferz Posted January 27, 2014 First day of classes today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AA6EuZe-k Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomaliPhilosopher Posted January 27, 2014 There is nothing worse than slaves of bureaucracy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomaliPhilosopher Posted January 29, 2014 ^^ I have a theory on Agriculture and that sort of lifestyle. Though, you only share your mediocre ideas on SOL right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 29, 2014 <cite> @SomaliPhilosopher said:</cite> ^^ I have a theory on Agriculture and that sort of lifestyle. Though, you only share your mediocre ideas on SOL right? bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible, somaha? halka sheekada ka si wad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 29, 2014 check this funny joke. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. Pure communism You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. Dictatorship You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you Somaliland You claim to have two cows The government also purports to owning the two cows, even if, hypothetically speaking, they stray to the farthest, most barren, and lowly populated Eastern Steppes of it's alleged jurisdiction. Somalia You have two cows. The government in conjunction with the Turks and Museveni gives both to the HAG. Puntland You allegedly own all the cows, both those real and those imagined. The new Abdiweli government increases the number of female ministers to 5. Jubbaland The KDF owns two cows. The Kenyan government annexes the land for their grazing. Bureaucracy You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull (this one is just EXCELLENT!) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 30, 2014 it's a beautiful day here in the nation's capital. it's also jeudi soir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 30, 2014 i received an eviction notice for my house earlier today. it's quite serious, apparently. they are warning against any delayed payment for the yearly housing tax. if i don't pay within two days, i'll be evicted. this is quite serious y'all. i might be homeless, dee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted January 30, 2014 What is the going rate for paying them off? Surely, you must be a pro at this by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 30, 2014 <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> What is the going rate for paying them off? Surely, you must be a pro at this by now. that's just the thing, ma garatay? i just don't know. maxa tala ah, inaar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted January 30, 2014 a quick correction I mean that you should try to negotiate a deal with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 1, 2014 Rock 'n' Roll, y'all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomaliPhilosopher Posted February 1, 2014 Can modernaist hijabis be anti-fgm, is this contradictory? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
