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Haatu;984436 wrote:
It's almost marriage season in a few months. I shall be turning 26 in a few months as well, huh. Maybe I ought to throw in the towel and get married as well, all my friends have done so as well. It's for that reason I avoid Facebook nowadays, I can't stand to see baby pictures anymore.

 

Saff, get married, don't make the mistake I, Alpha, Che, Oba and nuune made. You don't want to end up forever single like us.

so ma aragtid, abti. usheeg these folks, dee.

 

it was a heinous mistake on my part. i gave her the world and all i got was insults.

 

i married a foul-mouthed xalimo basking in the glory of her supposed intelligence and independence. i barely survived the ordeal lakinse........ i, now tell all budding guurdoon folks to test-drive the original goods before buying them. in other words, iska huubi the evil mother-in-law. what a foul nasty woman her mother was...i suspect she had the 'hots' for me, too. when i refused her advances and late afternoon exploits.....she set my ex-wife against me. silly the ex-wife was....she's now married again. we still see each other around town. :D

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what a nice little Islamic New Year Holiday it was today. it was the last official holiday of the year here.

 

New Year’s Day

Milad un Nabi (Birthday of the Prophet Muhammad)

May Day

Somaliland Reclamation of Independence x 2 days

Lailat Al Miraj (Ascent of the Prophet Muhammad)

Somaliland Independence from Britain

Eid Al Fitr x 2 days

Eid Al Adha x 2 days

Islamic New Year

TOTAL = 12

 

SL needs more national days to create unity and a better national psyche.

 

i'm recommending the following....

 

SNM Patriots’ Victory Day

Downfall of the F@@ash

Boroma Conference Commemoration Day

Burao Conference Commemoration Day

Garad Abdiqani Garad Jama Day

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Haatu   

I just noticed I'm at least 2 shades lighter than my facebook profile pic (summer tan). Who needs skin bleaching products when you have good old Winter to do it for your.

 

PS: I'm getting ziering bald treatment ads. How did they know! :D

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Haatu;984502 wrote:
I just noticed I'm at least 2 shades lighter than my facebook profile pic (summer tan). Who needs skin bleaching products when you have good old Winter to do it for your.

 

PS: I'm getting ziering bald treatment ads. How did they know!
:D

you're remitting insecurity these days, abti.

 

are you alright? sida wa laga ficanyahay. wa iga talo.

 

remember everything can be remedied with money......and everybody has their price, too. wa iga talo. :P

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Haatu   

Kulaha insecurities. I'm one of those people who wears a macawiis and dacas outside and you're telling me about insecurities :D

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Haatu;984506 wrote:
Kulaha insecurities. I'm one of those people who wears a macawiis and dacas outside and you're telling me about insecurities
:D

:D:D

 

you're not caadi.

 

say what? a macawiis and dacas?

 

have you received your indefinite leave to remain, horta? :D

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Haatu;984626 wrote:
I just spent £33 on books. Crazy.

That is so cheap;) Each book cost me more than that amount when I was in uni

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