Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;971183 wrote:

lmao you were right about how you beat people down on SOL in a different sort of way, how am I supposed argue with distorted truths and outright falsehood :mad:

I haven't had a single sambuusa since coming to Hargeisa, it's a joke

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Safferz;971226 wrote:

I know I should be thankful I have internet at all, but I am SO frustrated by how slow it is tonight :mad::mad: Somtel this is unacceptable.

= QAASHIN. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

 

if you DO NOT cease from these vicious attacks, i'll personally escort you out of the country. for goodness sakes, these anti-SL Republic haters caadi maha. waaxa tihin daad bila akhlaaq iyo xishood toona lahayn. wax yaahas iyo waxyaabo kalo la mid ah waa laga ficaanyahay. jawigaa iyo anshaxa haa nagaa jabininaa. :cool:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Safferz]

:mad: I have been waiting outside of your house and knocking on your gate for HOURS, I called you 113 times today but you won't answer my calls anymore, and your doorman threatened to call the police on me, calling me a "stalker." Waa ku sidee :mad::mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;971234 wrote:

Waan ku nacay Alpha :mad: :mad:

 

inabti,

 

waa kuu sidee, dee. sowdigaan jirjiroole nugu noqdey?

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;971242 wrote:

inabti,

 

waa kuu sidee, dee. sowdigaan jirjiroole nugu noqdey?

I feel neglected dee

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;971239 wrote:

:mad: I have been waiting outside of your house and knocking on your gate for HOURS, I called you 113 times today but you won't answer my calls anymore, and your doorman threatened to call the police on me, calling me a "stalker." Waa ku sidee :mad::mad:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Saffz

 

you know i would never do that. bacda iska fur, ma garatay? gacmo furan every time.

 

iska daa the angry Black Woman-ism.

 

p.s - kulaaha ''doorman''.....you know i live alone ee ciyaarta naga.

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all.

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;971220 wrote:

 

strokes beard whilst talking with a urdu accent.......

.''mashallah, this is very beautiful. our women are better than these modern women of today, ma istidhi?''

:p

 

Abu Alfa Al Blondee

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

I still find this offensive :mad:

[Tallaabo]

Safferz;971239 wrote:

:mad: I have been waiting outside of your house and knocking on your gate for HOURS, I called you 113 times today but you won't answer my calls anymore, and your doorman threatened to call the police on me, calling me a "stalker." Waa ku sidee :mad::mad:

This is unacceptable, waa in ninka guriga lagu dumiyo isagoo ku dhex jira:eek:

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;971184 wrote:

on STANDBY y'all. she'll give birth tonight ayaan u malayn walahi. WTF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

 

if it's a boy, i recommend the name Rooble (mad rains in HAG caawo). if it's a girl, i recommend Rubina (after ex-Bangladeshi gf)

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i was rudely awoke at 4:30am and spent all morning until 10:20 at the hospital. now, there's 20mins until afur and i will leave again for the hospital. births in this jacbur SL Republic are a fully-fledged mashruuc walahi.

 

i also slipped after fajr prayers and i'm hurt very badly walahi. make some dua y'all. :cool:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Tallaabo;971300 wrote:

This is unacceptable, waa in ninka guriga lagu dumiyo isagoo ku dhex jira:eek:

you're a filthy animal. you habour so much hatred for Alz, ma istidhi?

 

always making snide little comments. :mad:

 

being buried alive is my greatest fear walahi.

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;971355 wrote:

You're starting to believe your own BS.

bacda iska fur.

[Alpha Blondy]

there's less than 1min, y'all.

[Alpha Blondy]

its time.

[Alpha Blondy]

going back to the hospital. see y'all around.

 

make dua please.

 

cheers

 

Alz.

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;971370 wrote:

going back to the hospital. see y'all around.

 

make dua please.

 

cheers

 

Alz.

just came back from the hospital. it was very inappropriate staying there, you know. there were all sorts of women heavily pregnant with child-fetus and what-have-yous . couldn't hack it balse still on standby. will go back soon.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL