Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Haatu]

^^I might steal that.

 

I have 1.5 months left to learn to cook and I still have no clue. It's very hard to find a decent recipe website online.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ so you've been accepted? when are the results due, abti?

 

you're going to enjoy the student life, ma istidhi?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[warsamaale]

cooking is laborious and frustrating process in the beginning, i learned the hard way, the results are gratifying after a while of practice though. you don't waste loads of money ordering take aways whenever you feel hungry. start with rice dishes like biriyani, youtube is starting place.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Apo,

 

inaar, i didnt write this. let me see if i could delete it baal.

 

caadi maha, it's awesome to know, i've got editing privileges. does that make me the ADMIN of this thread?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;968532 wrote:

To duliga mesha leh,

 

in the quickest way remove the insulting tag with my name on it. saqajan waynadey ba tahey.

^ DONE.

 

hope you like your new title tag.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ what are you doing in saudi, inaar?

[Alpha Blondy]

researching the age of discovery. fascinating stuff.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Discovery

[Alpha Blondy]

^ a friend of mine is out there teaching English. i assume you're doing the same thing . $3k a month tax free with free accommodation. beats the austerity measures in West London, ma istidhi?

 

as for Mr. Snowden, do you think Russia will grant him temporary political asylum?

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

had an epic afur tonight as well

[warsamaale]

:mad: what age of discovery ?, it was the start of the imperial subjugation of the south. i expected better from you.

[Alpha Blondy]

my neighbour and occasional flirt, rang my phone. i didn't pick up, fearing it was just another ''booty-call'' in these times of piety ........ also it was a little too late and long passed the ''appropriateness'' watershed. i then heard a loud banging on the door. it was her and another woman. SHOCK HORROR! WTF! what happened next, i don't particularly remember but it left a sour taste in my person. the woman was 10 months pregnant and apparently had the contractions, ma garateen? yet, she looked normal and stood like a normal person and NOT someone with a baby out of them, bursting to get out....

 

anyway, i gave them a number for a taxi and said i couldn't help. this was not a good decision, in hindsight. it was late, these are unsocial hours and they had high expectations that i'll gladly conform to their little plan. i could have helped balse, i didn't. i made the right choice, but i feel a slight disappointment, in not being willing to assist the pregnant woman. this may have serious repercussions for our cordial neighbourly ties.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Cambuulo iyo bun;968559 wrote:

had an epic afur tonight as well

LOOOOOOOOOOL@epic afur tonight

 

i thought we had the same GMT+3 time zone....mise y'all are Shia?

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

LOL we do i wasn't able to come online dee before:o

[Alpha Blondy]

^ is the internet connection there bad? why weren't you able to come line, inaar?

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

YeAH internet is shyt here. our internet was messed up so i had to go to my cousins house to troll in SOL :mad: