Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;953444 wrote:

View from Almond Hotel:

This photo of

Almond Resort

is courtesy of TripAdvisor

This photo of

Almond Resort

is courtesy of TripAdvisor

This photo of

Almond Resort

is courtesy of TripAdvisor

This photo of

Almond Resort

is courtesy of TripAdvisor

This photo of

Almond Resort

is courtesy of TripAdvisor

holidays from hell.....dhagaxbuur version miyaa?

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Lesson learnt from this travel. Always carry a caday ama rumay, the Somali version

[SomaliPhilosopher]

After a long travel of attrition I have landed.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Is alphas thead the twitter for Somalis.

 

Anyways alpha when I remember the name ill let ya know. Otherwise I may have to ask the guy I was with

[Haatu]

SP, you should always be carrying a rumay when travelling anyway. A wash bag or something.

 

Alpha, I bet you don't know the name of those large birds on top of the tree in the first pic. We have a funky name for it.

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;953570 wrote:

Lesson learnt from this travel. Always carry a caday ama rumay, the Somali version

^ caday ama rumay? WTF is that?

 

you won't last two days in your waqooyi adventures talking like that?

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;953573 wrote:

Is alphas thead the twitter for Somalis.

 

i don't use twitter nor do status updates on fb. i prefer to use this thread to post outrageous and large-than-life statements, though........i like the anonymity of this site.

 

p.s - how large is SOL horta? who is reading SOL in terms of demographics/backgrounds/race/gender/etc.....am i wrong in saying its a little unknown site horta? mise, i've fallen victim to my own celebrity status.....as the most famous person on this site.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

how important is Alpha to SOL? who are the most important people on SOL.....or the most influential? i think we ought to produce the SOL 100.....? i don't know....maybe....you know.

[Haatu]

Haatu;953574 wrote:

Alpha, I bet you don't know the name of those large birds on top of the tree in the first pic. We have a funky name for it.

???

 

 

People seem to have a habit of ignoring my posts nowadays.

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;953574 wrote:

S

 

Alpha, I bet you don't know the name of those large birds on top of the tree in the first pic. We have a funky name for it.

why would i know them, Abti? do i look like the world’s best known birdwatcher...... Bill Oddie to you? :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;953578 wrote:

???

 

 

People seem to have a habit of ignoring my posts nowadays.

don't be silly nephew. i also reply to your posts.....check it, if you don't believe me...

[Haatu]

lol. Those birds are called Baambow. A rumay/caday is a toothbrush. How can you not know? Don't you northerners brush your teeth? I knew there was something fishy about reer Burco's stained teeth

[Alpha Blondy]

^ oh right.....i didn't quite read that....as it happens i bought one just the other day.....

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;953577 wrote:

i don't use twitter nor do status updates on fb. i prefer to use this thread to post outrageous and large-than-life statements, though.....

...i like the anonymity of this site.

 

p.s - how large is SOL horta? who is reading SOL in terms of demographics/backgrounds/race/gender/etc.....am i wrong in saying its a little unknown site horta? mise, i've fallen victim to my own celebrity status.....as

the

most famous person on this site.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

how important is Alpha to SOL? who are the most important people on SOL.....or the most influential? i think we ought to produce the SOL 100.....? i don't know....maybe....you know.

apparently........Based on internet averages, somaliaonline.com is visited more frequently by males who are in the age range 55-64, have children, are college educated and browse this site from home.......in other words old pathetic men.

 

see more complete details of SOL's web performance, its all there. its ranked......399,332 globally. somalinet is doing much BETTER...and is ranked the 111,661 most visited site in the world........

 

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/somaliaonline.com#

 

this site deserves a E grade.

[Safferz]

Hello boys

[Alpha Blondy]

hey girls

 

you're an attention fiend, walle.