Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;947756 wrote:

Hee you got a problem Alpha? :mad:

[Haatu]

oba hiloowlow;947750 wrote:

Guys walahi i had the most productive day in weeks today went to school,the gym,cleaned the house,

washed clothes

,bought groceries.

 

Now i can enjoy my weekend:

 

For a moment I thought you were saying you had a shower. I was already thinking of naming you Maqabayste

 

SP, nice phrase. I always used to hear from Gran "Ilaahey uunkiis". Such a nice word.

 

And why on earth were Saff and SP up so late? Xashalillah. Damn waryaada sleep earlier!

[oba hiloowlow]

Safferz;947759 wrote:

Yes, but you have to clean the dishes sitting in the sink first lol. Finals week, I am a mess

 

Did you talk to the pretty girl oba?

Your asking for too much ma is tidhi? :eek:

 

No i chickened out

 

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;947760 wrote:

Jeudi soooooiiiir, my weekend starts today inaar

^ i hear you inaar.

 

i wish you were here. the setting is perfect. even the qaaci music is on point tonight, walle.

 

 

 

kooshin is next on my playlist...ee sida uula soco.

[oba hiloowlow]

Haatu;947763 wrote:

For a moment I thought you were saying you had a shower. I was already thinking of naming you Maqabayste

 

naah inaar i take my weekly showers on sundays

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;947761 wrote:

Hee you got a problem Alpha? :mad:

NO!

 

its just that i'm in a similar predicament, you know. the maid left about two week ago. i have enough clothes to last for the rest of the month but some of them are not ironed. i couldn't bring myself to ask anyone to wash my clothes, that all, ee sida uula soco.

[Safferz]

We are night owls Haatu I usually sleep around 4am, I get a lot of writing done late at night so I like to work when I'm most productive.

 

oba hiloowlow;947764 wrote:

Your asking for too much ma is tidhi? :eek:

 

No i chickened out

 

Too bad, the library is an easy place to hit on/get hit on lol. Man up oba.

[Haatu]

Oba, once a week! Yikes. No wonder you didn't have the confidence to claim your prize in the library

 

Saff, I like to sleep by midnight latest although I can do all-nighters easilly I usually end up with a headache.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Alpha it is too early to tell! I just had a beer breakfast at my cousins house. Though before arriving in attempts to text the cousin I accidently texted an older turkish fellow I recently met at an event "Beer?". he is a religious fella. he wasnt too pleased

 

 

Haatu it is isn't it. Grandma or grandpa? and haatu I only slept for 3 hours last night. its a shame really. i admire your sleep habits haatu, I must learn to sleep earlier.

[Safferz]

Haatu;947779 wrote:

Oba, once a week! Yikes. No wonder you didn't have the confidence to claim your prize in the library

 

Saff, I like to sleep by midnight latest although I can do all-nighters easilly I usually end up with a headache.

I get enough sleep, but my hours are a little different. I'm good with about six hours so I'm usually up in the late morning. I'm a grad student so I don't have many classes, just a lot of unstructured free time to read and write so fortunately I'm able to accommodate my weird sleep cycle

[oba hiloowlow]

Haatu;947779 wrote:

Oba, once a week! Yikes. No wonder you didn't have the confidence to claim your prize in the library

 

[oba hiloowlow]

Safferz;947773 wrote:

We are night owls Haatu

I usually sleep around 4am, I get a lot of writing done late at night so I like to work when I'm most productive.

 

 

 

Too bad, the library is an easy place to hit on/get hit on lol. Man up oba.

lots of opportunities kale dee

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;927009 wrote:

there is this company owned by my qurbo friend that makes custom designed furniture. i visited their workshop last week and was impressed by some of their work.

 

i'm hoping to commission some work. prices are negotiable, apparently. this is what i have in mind so far:

 

1. a tv stand

 

2. a book shelf

 

what do you guys think?

 

Haatu;927030 wrote:

NY, you're a miskiin. Don't believe Alpha's lies. He's not getting a new TV stand, taas anaa kuu og.

 

Alpha Blondy;927074 wrote:

one word:

jealousy

.

 

you're a little saqajaan. why are you spreading baseless rumours about Al. i'll post the pics and then i'll be vindicated. you're going to look like an !diot and not for the first time, inaar, haatuoow.

Haatu,

 

you little criminal i-door. i told you i was going to prove you wrong, didn't i?

 

look and weep!

 

 

 

 

p.s- this is the book-shelf and not the tv-stand....ee sida uula soco. although a far-cry from what i initially had in mind, i went for practicality over design....in the end.

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;947799 wrote:

 

you little criminal

i-door

.

What did you say, Alpha? :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;947819 wrote:

What did you say, Alpha? :mad:

Alpha Blondy;933500 wrote:

i.i.door

[i-dor] Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. Offensive and inflammatory tribal slur.

noun

1.

Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive

a) commonly used to refer to a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada

b) used in a pejorative manner against a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada

2.

Transliteration

chose-for-me

3.

Origin

the origins of the term is disputed but it first entered mainstream spoken Somali in the 1830s. it was originally used by camel-herders from the south (modern day kilika 5-aad), who were unable to access goods or services meant they were forced to barter (exchange basic goods and services for their livestock) with the more affluent and cosmopolitan coastal people of the North (member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada). hence, the term was borne out of one tribes frustrations and over-reliance for survival on another tribe. the term has become less used in modern times but its historical connotation, all too often, evokes a deep-seated historical rivalry but more particularly a disparaging hatred for members of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada by camel-herding long-leggers.

 

;)

 

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