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[Alpha Blondy]

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

i've been having breathing complications. i don't know what's wrong with me. i've been feeling like this for almost an hour, now.

 

please advise.

[Alpha Blondy]

i've sacked the maid today, i'm afraid. that's 2 sackings in the space of exactly 1 week. mind you, this new maid, Aisha, who replaced Hinda, who was also sacked last Friday, showed promising potential earlier in the week..... but deserved to be sacked, nonetheless. the silly little saqajaamad, oo edab daran, ruined two of my white expensive designer shirts. they had a weird sky blue colour all over them..... presumably, she must have washed the clothes by hand, so i don't understand where the colouring came from...... how can someone so retarded be trusted to run a household, baal ilaah baan kugu dhaarshe? the little dirty oromo will NEVER be employed in the industry, i swear. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

[Alpha Blondy]

 

THUMBS UP!

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;931727 wrote:

i've been having breathing complications. i don't know what's wrong with me. i've been feeling like this for almost an hour, now.

 

please advise.

better now, thanks.

[Juxa]

So who will make the laxoox berito?

[Carafaat]

Juxa;931831 wrote:

So who will make the laxoox berito?

Life is difficult without a Maid.

[oba hiloowlow]

Chilling at ayeeyos house, yeaaaaaaah

[Alpha Blondy]

Juxa;931831 wrote:

So who will make the laxoox berito?

tomorrow's saturday, its the weekend here so i'm off. Fridays are perfect for sacking maids. why? because by Thursday they've already done the clothes. the clothes are very important, you see. by Sunday, i'll have hired a new one and if she's bad, i won't sack her unless she's done the clothes. once this chore is done then i'll sack her on friday after the qado is made and the clothes are ironed.

 

caadi maha, i'm becoming very good at this.

[Juxa]

I never thought sacking a person is enjoyable, even the lowly paid maid!

 

Ninyow do your own laundry and do the kaawiyad too. It is not as if gacmo la dahay

[Alpha Blondy]

Juxa;931872 wrote:

I never thought sacking a person is enjoyable, even the lowly paid maid!

 

Ninyow do your own laundry and do the kaawiyad too. It is not as if gacmo la dahay

so much for enjoying and taking comfort in these little ego trips, ma istidhi? my mother accused me and Al of becoming vile and adopting the reer hargeisa mentality. the incident occurred earlier this evening, during our daily 20min debrief. i'm so ashamed for Al...... and he's really hurt that she could accuse him of such negative things. Al's obviously doing all this for her, so she could be proud but the unprovoked psychological terrorist attack..... has made Al feel distressed and in a terrible state of confusion, right now. OMG! Al's so ashamed! how did Al become so vile?, unresponsive to people's feelings? and cold-hearted? Al will have to do something good to cleanse his soul of the corruption of these wicked acts.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

for Al.

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;931856 wrote:

Chilling at ayeeyos house, yeaaaaaaah

kudos to you inaar for taking the time to spend quality time with the ayeeyo. BIG RESPECT.

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;931888 wrote:

 

for Al.

are you alright Al? look man, don't be depressed......okay?. words aren't going to kill you dee, inaar. i hope my selection of the most conscious of conscious songs cheered you up.....:confused: