Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 Why should I be on your Jeremy Kyle-esque show? Alpha, keep the tol out of this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 Is it me or does my avatar give off a sense that I'm nervous, easily angered and prone to bullying? Does this mean I'm one of those guys who get all the sympathy from girls for being the outsider Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 5, 2013 Haatu;916098 wrote: Is it me or does my avatar give off a sense that I'm nervous, easily angered and prone to bullying? Does this mean I'm one of those guys who get all the sympathy from girls for being the outsider what the type of guy whose invited to sleep overs and girly activities like shopping for pregnancy kits. admit it Haatu!!!!! the child is yours! why else would you promise to raise the child with that little size 18 selena gomez look-like? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 No, it's the type the hot girl in class has sympathy on. She starts hanging around with him and notices he's intelligent, handsome and sporty. He nails her in the end before leaving her for the next catch Apo, I expected better from you. I'm no hood-rat, yo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 You're speaking in riddles. It's pretty late into the night for me to decipher codes () Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 5, 2013 Apophis;916100 wrote: Part 2 Welcome back. to that show you all love interview with a troll *audience applauds* Alpha : *We're here on APAB studios, and I'm Alpha and I'm with Haatu Jones. and I've been conversing with the Mad Troller. And quite frankly -- he's very mad. We're gonna TRY to find out why; so we'll take some questions at this point from our studio audience.* Alpha : *Yes ma'am, please stand and state your name, and where you're from.* Audience member : Hi, my name is Shay, and I'm from New Rochelle and, I just don't understand, why you so mad?. Haatu Jones : (yo, yo) (yo, yo, y-y-yo) Audience member :Like what are you so mad about? Haatu Jones : You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can't be askin me no question knowhat I'msayin who the **** is you? Alpha: Ahh, excuse me, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones! Haatu Jones YouknowhatI'msayin? You can't be askin me no question Alpha It's a family oriented show, Mr Jones. Haatu Jones I'ma tell you why I'm mad, youknowhatI'msayin? I'ma tell you why I'm mad. I'ma tell you why I'm mad. These niggaz is makin funny az hell posts, yunusayin? They got jokes and banter, they got all that shit. Alpha : Sir, please, please, refrain from your foul language. Haatu Jones :And **** is that, who is you to be askin me questions, youknowhatI'msayin? Who is you? TBC...?? :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Alpha who am i? Haatu Jones yah man...i thought they sacked after dat word u be sayin off camera? why you still begging to be a talkshow host Alpha Mr. Jones, there is absolutely no need for you to speculate as the reasons for my sackings. but i'll have you know we're both victims of a politically correct liberal media. someone like you is expected to be a law abding citizens, when you've come from the gutter of this so-called society and i would also add this government has failed black youth like you. i was lucky to get out of the ghetto when i had the chance. i live in surrey these days and i don't have to deal with delinquent black folks like you. but, how can i pretend its all well here and let them torture you as a zoo exhibit. you're a young black man and people like me neglected your generation. we didn't provide a role model for people like you to emulate! how will black folks ever succeed....... Audience Booooooo Alpha: STFU and sit down you pathetic white chavs. look at you people. all unemployed, obese and you've the nerves to want to lynch mob a hopeless case like Mr. Jones. Haatu Jones: yo that sh!t deep y'all. that the kind of sh!t y'all hear on the arsenio hall show. Alpha: how dare you speak of that pathetic fake black man? Audience: begins to leave.........one by one...... Haatu Jones: anyways, i didn't particular like the way you expressly called me delinquent out there today. calling me delinquent was a little over the top don't you think? Alpha: so to hell with the slave name Jones, Haatu, that's more like it.... this is indeed an act you've being putting on for the camera's....i knew you had abilities but i didn't think you'd speak in the most excellent of R.P accents. why do you and your people behave in such uncivilized ways? Haatu: i've accepted my place in this racist society, i just wish you did too. why do you want to appease them? accept your place and then you can feel good about yourself. its worked for me. there is an amazing underground jazz club where we have poetry readings and discuss Afrocentric stuff. i think you'll like it. there's even conscious music? Alpha: cool, i'll take you up on your offer. Haatu: stay black my brother and it aint gonna stop dem thinkin' you is any less blacker, get me? you digg? TBC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 Lol you just described yourself. Afrocentric-ism, jazz clubs, poetry recitals, conscious music, you love all those things but I scoff at them. I wish I could write a comeback but I just can't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 5, 2013 Haatu;916118 wrote: Lol you just described yourself. Afrocentric-ism, jazz clubs, poetry recitals, conscious music, you love all those things but I scoff at them. I wish I could write a comeback but I just can't. you is foolish Haatu, i rescued your case from being a zoo exhibit to an articulate black man and you've got the nerve to accuse me of being pretentious. its Apo, his the enermy here and represents greed, social destruction and anti-black sentiments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 5, 2013 Apophis;916120 wrote: Good one Alpha. And for me, it's time to down the Valium and head to dream-land (as soon as it kicks in). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPO! you did it. 1000 posts! walahi we've made it guys. Apo, haatu, Qansax, Oba we've reached the 1000 point. a big thanks to everyone. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 5, 2013 That is weird. Anyways goodnight old men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 5, 2013 YEAH! i'm out too y'all. keep it real everyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QansaxMeygaag Posted February 6, 2013 Alpha Blondy;916095 wrote: the gloom doomed for the bull the mingis started for the bull the pink nigis on the bull the Mark-A-Bulls nikiis'ed the bull And when his pink nigis Was nicked By one named Nick for a niikis-fest with the one named Nicolette the mark-a-bull when into his buul and made of himself a right royal fool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QansaxMeygaag Posted February 6, 2013 Apophis;916100 wrote: Part 2 Welcome back. to that show you all love interview with a troll *audience applauds* Alpha : *We're here on APAB studios, and I'm Alpha and I'm with Haatu Jones. and I've been conversing with the Mad Troller. And quite frankly -- he's very mad. We're gonna TRY to find out why; so we'll take some questions at this point from our studio audience.* Alpha : *Yes ma'am, please stand and state your name, and where you're from.* Audience member : Hi, my name is Shay, and I'm from New Rochelle and, I just don't understand, why you so mad?. Haatu Jones : (yo, yo) (yo, yo, y-y-yo) Audience member :Like what are you so mad about? Haatu Jones : You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can't be askin me no question knowhat I'msayin who the **** is you? Alpha: Ahh, excuse me, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones! Haatu Jones YouknowhatI'msayin? You can't be askin me no question Alpha It's a family oriented show, Mr Jones. Haatu Jones I'ma tell you why I'm mad, youknowhatI'msayin? I'ma tell you why I'm mad. I'ma tell you why I'm mad. These niggaz is makin funny az hell posts, yunusayin? They got jokes and banter, they got all that shit. Alpha : Sir, please, please, refrain from your foul language. Haatu Jones :And **** is that, who is you to be askin me questions, youknowhatI'msayin? Who is you? TBC...?? :D Continue with Dr Phil in the next session doing the reconciliation and the aha moments... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QansaxMeygaag Posted February 6, 2013 Alpha Blondy;916124 wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPO! you did it. 1000 posts! walahi we've made it guys. Apo, haatu, Qansax, Oba we've reached the 1000 point. a big thanks to everyone. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Yaay! Must have been all those poems about the Mark-A-Bulls... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QansaxMeygaag Posted February 6, 2013 Haatu Haatu, where are you? The (wo)man who wanted to know my clan? I will answer with a series of riddles... 1)What do you call someone who inspires a designer to create his/her best work? Think Yves St Laurent as an example of a designer... Ps: Apo and AB, don't answer for him/her since (s)he is the one obsessed with my clan... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
