“Revolution” Clan has no business in Kismayo: The Folly of Revolutionary Hangover

[Abtigiis]

If Gedo and Caabudwaq are barren fields with nothing useful to sustain life, the “revolution” clan can go and indict God for these misdeeds or curse their great-grandfathers, but they cannot impose themselves on lands and seas where they have no business at all as if the natives in these lands are 21st century Aborigines or red Apaches.

 

As if they have not soiled the land of Somalia with blood and buffoonery for 21 full years, these unrepentant savages are getting hysterical about lands that they have only seen in their dreams few years back. Yes, they have the right to live in Kismayo, they have stake in any future Jubba administration, but for Afweyne sake, Kismayo is not theirs! I have no problem if the Biyo-maal get it, I have no problem if the pirates who were cleansed by Jess get it, and I have no problem if the Azanians get it, but these Gedo-ans are playing with fire. They are underestimating the determination of the real owners of Kismayo or maybe overestimating their muscles. No one is claiming Baar-Dheere despite the fact that they got it only in the revolution days, but to claim Kismayo is absolutely nonsensical and unacceptable.

 

That said, I still think President Hassan is right in insisting that his government must lead, not own, any political process which the multitude of clans in the Jubbas start to establish a regional state. It must be consultative, it must accommodate everyone (more so for the ‘small’ clans that are no small but still treated as small but who have a major stake in the town). But it must not endorse Hiirale’s “new realities on the land”. If the revolution clan doesn’t stop the hysterical land-grapping and manipulation of the facts, they will get a rude awakening judging by the resolve of the Azanians. They are taking the "ku qabso ku qadi mayside" knavery to a whole new level.

 

I mean the onus is on all to be nationalistic and fair, not on few. And nationalism if not put in context, like all other noble ideals in the world, can mean different things for different people. It will have different consequences on different constituencies.

 

After all, they say freedom for the lions is death for the cattle!

[Gabbal]

Habar fadhida lagdan la fududaa.

[Abtigiis]

maskax kacaan ah meel qabsasho la sahlanaa!

[Gabbal]

Awoowe-

 

By your own admission, you are an Ethiopian Somali. The men from Gedo, Galgaduud, and Lower Jubba are citizens of Somalia privileged with the national right to live, prosper, find residency, and claim leadership in any part of the Federal Republic of Somalia. Your sense of hubris would serve as great comedy if it weren't stale in its foundation.

 

Your shrills are more useful elsewhere. You are neither a negative nor a positive influence on the state of such men in Kismaayo or any other part of the territory that comprises Somalia.

[Tillamook]

Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.:D:D

[Abtigiis]

Only that what you know what you said is purely theoretical.

 

But here is the issue. I am not saying I have a stake in there. I am saying I can comment on all matters whether in Somalia or Mars as a commentator. That i what you don't get it. And that is also why you get myopic and start at focusing on the messenger and not the message.

 

I dramatized few things up there with some harsh labels but the fact is that extremist elements of the "Revolution" clan are knitting new threads of bloodshed with the claim on Kismayo. if you are enorsing that claim, then you are also a war-monger.

 

I believe all of Somali towns should be for all Somalis. But real politics is about current realities not wishes. The Gedo-ans must stop claiming Kismayo and they should be told that point-blank!: It is not yours! If you don't take that, then they should know they are miring Somalia in another 21 years of bloodshed, after causing 21 years of bloodshed which was preceded by 21 year of despotism and tyranny!

[sharma-arke451]

Gabbal;875995 wrote:

Awoowe-

 

By your own admission, you are an Ethiopian Somali. The men from Gedo, Galgaduud, and Lower Jubba are citizens of Somalia privileged with the national right to live, prosper, find residency, and claim leadership in any part of the Federal Republic of Somalia. Your sense of hubris would serve as great comedy if it weren't stale in its foundation.

 

Your shrills are more useful elsewhere. You are neither a negative nor a positive influence on the state of such men in Kismaayo or any other part of the territory that comprises Somalia.

for sure, who wants to know from which tribe you hail? hold your horses waryaaaaaaaa.

 

@abtigiis, maxaad ka rabtaa ree gadoood?

[Gabbal]

Abtigiis-

 

The issue is not up for debate particularly one outside the geographical perimeters in physical terms with all its current realities.

[Abtigiis]

I don't understand what you mean by that?

 

Ma magaalada dad baa haysta already baad leedahay?

 

That reality if it ever was there will be changed by another reality in few days time when some others move in. The owners who were displaced will go back and take their houses and farms.

[oba hiloowlow]

Neither reer Gedo reer NFD,Badhaadhe are rightful owners

[Tillamook]

Greetings and felicitations to the loyal SOL gallery, we have a special treat in store for you today. SOL's very own undercover reporter Monsieur Tillamook has been sent to the most exclusive fadhikudirir joint in town to take an in-depth look into the goings-on of these shallow houses of vacuousness and ill-information. Tillamook did request hazard pay for this assignment, but we at Somaliaonline spare no expense at bringing our esteemed readership what they want to know. We now go live via satellite to Tillamook who is secretly recording a conversation that is taking place as we speak....

 

* * * * * *

 

Abtigiis: Of course, KISMAYU belongs to us!

 

Gabbal: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

 

Abtigiis: This time its different! We have sought the aid of our Kenyan brothers!

 

Gabbal: It's so unfair that we keep having to take these threats just because you guys don't have the balls to achieve your goals.

 

Abtigiis: THAT CONDESCENDING KACAAN ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

 

Gabbal: And that convoluted thought process of yours vis-à-vis Kismayu pisses me off, good bye doqonyahow!

 

Gabbal casually gets up and makes eye contact with another frequent guest to the house called Mooge who is seated at adjacent table, pointing a strangely distorted talon-like finger, and shouts, "Your boy has lost it, Mooge!". Gabbal laughs and walks out of the Restaurant/Marfish/Sports Bar.

 

 

Mooge saunters over to where Abtigiis was seated in his favorite local watering hole or as he keenly refers to as the Fadhikudirir HQ:

 

Mooge: Lemme guess; you two losers were arguing over who Kismayu belongs to again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that because it belongs neither one of you and you're just going to regret it. You guys were never the sharpest tools in the shed anyway, but c'mon for God's sake. Why beef over Kismayu when the whole wide world knows it belongs to us! Besides, wasn't our agreement that you guys take the bushes while we reign of the city?

 

Abtigiis: Save your breath. I was just frustrated by that buffoons condescending attitude towards our claims over the Jubbooyinka in general, and Kismayu in Particular.

 

Mooge: Oh sure, our cousins pretend to share the same fearless daring gene that runs in the blood of my family, but little good did that do for them during the Afweeyne days, and it sure as hell won't do them any good now. But that's beside the point. You shouldn't let the nonchalant manner with which he dismisses our claims get to you. Ultimately they are scared shitless. Have you ever been to Gedo? Saaxiib, Mudug and Bari will seem like the Gardens of Eden.

 

Abtigiis: Comrade, the NFD and the Og'den region aren't the Hanging Gardens of Babylon either!

 

Mooge: WHAT! WHAT! What's this claptrap about "Comrade"? Has that wannabe Socialist brainwashed you again like Jalle Siyaad did in the 70s and 80s, huh, HAS HE?

 

Abtiigiis: No, it was merely a little slip of the tongue. I can't stand those Kacaan heathens.

 

Mooge: Good! Getting back to my point. You need to work on your own indha-Adeyg. I won't lie to you, Abtigiis, it takes much training to be Bold, to hone your insolent heedlessness of restraints, in short, to be blind to ALL reason, prudence, propriety, or convention. Only, practicing these skills on your Hargaysa maids won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with the true masters of the art(*points finger at himself*). That's the only way you can learn...about your strengths and weaknesses. Someday, you're going to talk down to Gabbal&CO and make them feel like sh!t and show those Kacaan vagabonds who's really running the show in Jubbooyinka. See, it's all about attitude, but you if don't work for it, you wont' get it...

 

Abtigiis: Do you seriously think we stand a chance against the "Revolution" clan in the Jubbooyin?

 

Mooge: SILLY MAN! It's such defeatist thinking that has led your lot to be pathetically pushed around wherever you go. On one side you have the Amxaara kicking your butts, in Kenya you wash Kikuyu butts, and now in Somalia you guys can't even defend the little you have from a puny bunch of has-beens!

 

Abtigiis: Ok, fine. I will need to grow some testes...or something. God Knows I need 'em!

 

Mooge: That's the spirit! *waves for the waiter*....You will have the usual right?

 

Abtigiis: *With big grin on his face* YES, indeed! The Elixir of Life itself.

 

Waiter comes to table to take order...

 

Mooge: Waryaa, waxaad ii keentaa koob shaah rinnji-ah. Ninkaan halkaan fadhiyanah, waxaad u keentaa aargalaan caanoboore-ah, fahamtu?

 

Waiter nods head and walks back to counter...

 

TO BE CONTINUED..

[sharma-arke451]

Tillamook;876034 wrote:

Greetings and felicitations to the loyal SOL gallery, we have a special treat in store for you today. SOL's very own undercover reporter

Monsieur Tillamook

has been sent to the most exclusive

fadhikudirir

joint in town to take an in-depth look into the goings-on of these shallow houses of vacuousness and ill-information.

Tillamook

did request hazard pay for this assignment, but we at Somaliaonline spare no expense at bringing our esteemed readership what they want to know. We now go live via satellite to

Tillamook

who is secretly recording a conversation that is taking place as we speak....

 

* * * * * *

 

Abtigiis:

Of course, KISMAYU belongs to us!

 

Gabbal:

Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

 

Abtigiis:

This time its different! We have sought the aid of our Kenyan brothers!

 

Gabbal:

It's so unfair that we keep having to take these threats just because you guys don't have the balls to achieve your goals.

 

Abtigiis:

THAT CONDESCENDING

KACAAN

ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

 

Gabbal:

And that convoluted thought process of yours vis-à-vis Kismayu pisses me off, good bye

doqonyahow

!

 

Gabbal casually gets up and makes eye contact with another frequent guest to the house called Mooge who is seated at adjacent table, pointing a strangely distorted talon-like finger, and shouts, "Your boy has lost it, Mooge!". Gabbal laughs and walks out of the Restaurant/Marfish/Sports Bar.

 

 

Mooge saunters over to where Abtigiis was seated in his favorite local watering hole or as he keenly refers to as the Fadhikudirir HQ:

 

Mooge:

Lemme guess; you two losers were arguing over who Kismayu belongs to again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that because it belongs neither one of you and you're just going to regret it. You guys were never the sharpest tools in the shed anyway, but c'mon for God's sake. Why beef over Kismayu when the whole wide world knows it belongs to us! Besides, wasn't our agreement that you guys take the bushes while we reign of the city?

 

Abtigiis:

Save your breath. I was just frustrated by that buffoons condescending attitude towards our claims the Jubbooyinka in general, and Kismayu in Particular.

 

Mooge:

Oh sure, our cousins pretend to share the same fearless daring gene that runs in the blood of my family, but little good did that do for them during the Afweeyne days, and it sure as hell won't do them any good now. But that's beside the point. You shouldn't let the nonchalant manner with which he dismisses our claims get to you. Ultimately they are scared shitless. Have you ever been to Gedo? Saaxiib, Mudug and Bari will seem like the Gardens of Eden.

 

Abtigiis:

Comrade, the NFD and the Og'den region aren't the Hanging Gardens of Babylon either!

 

Mooge:

WHAT! WHAT! What's this claptrap about "Comrade"? Has that wannabe Socialist brainwashed you again like Jalle Siyaad did in the 70s and 80s, huh, HAS HE?

 

Abtiigiis:

No, it was merely a little slip of the tongue. I can't stand those

Kacaan

heathens.

 

Mooge:

Good! Getting back to my point. You need to work on your own

indha-Adeyg

. I won't lie to you, Abtigiis, it takes much training to be Bold, to hone your insolent heedlessness of restraints, in short, to be blind to ALL reason, prudence, propriety, or convention. Only, practicing these skills on your Hargaysa maids won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with the true masters of the art(*points finger at himself*). That's the only way you can learn...about your strengths and weaknesses. Someday, you're going to talk down to Gabbal&CO and make them feel like sh!t and show those Kacaan vagabonds who's really running the show in Jubbooyinka. See, it's all about attitude, but you if don't work for it, you wont' get it...

 

Abtigiis:

Do you seriously think we stand a chance against the "Revolution" clan in the Jubbooyin?

 

Mooge:

SILLY MAN! It's such defeatist thinking that has led your lot to be pathetically pushed around wherever you go. On one side you have the Amxaara kicking your butts, in Kenya you wash Kikuyu butts, and now in Somalia you guys can't even defend the little you have from a puny bunch of has-beens!

 

Abtigiis:

Ok, fine. I will need to grow some testes...or something. God Knows I need 'em!

 

Mooge:

That's the spirit! *

waves for the waiter*....You will have the usual right?

 

Abtigiis:

*

With big grin on his face

* YES, indeed! The Elixir of Life itself.

 

Waiter comes to table to take order...

 

Mooge:

Waryaa, waxaad ii keentaa koob shaah rinnji-ah. Ninkaan halkaan fadhiyanah, waxaad u keentaa aargalaan caanoboore-ah, fahamtu

?

 

Waiter nods head and walks back to counter...

 

TO BE CONTINUED..

why are there commonalities between you and gabbal? may be, the same tribal page/interest .

[Tillamook]

^

Saaxiib, anigu Chinese baan ahay.

[Abtigiis]

I am not defending my clan. I am defending justice and fairness. If I follow Azania logic, they are not worried one bit about the revolution clan. They don't see them as a problem. But If I follow Somalinimo logic, I want all to live in peace and if one is a threat to mutual coexistence, I highlight it even if that gives me names and labels. In this case, the truth is my clan waa laga gar daran yahay! And fairness and objectivity is not seeking cheap populism intaad dudsidid dad kuu dhow si lagugu arko nin macquul ah.

[Macallinka]

Abtigiis;875991 wrote:

If Gedo and Caabudwaq are barren fields with nothing useful to sustain life, the “revolution” clan can go and indict God for these misdeeds or curse their great-grandfathers, but they cannot impose themselves on lands and seas where they have no business at all as if the natives in these lands are 21st century Aborigines or red Apaches.

 

As if they have not soiled the land of Somalia with blood and buffoonery for 21 full years,

these unrepentant savages are getting hysterical about lands that they have only seen in their dreams few years back.

Yes, they have the right to live in Kismayo, they have stake in any future Jubba administration, but for Afweyne sake, Kismayo is not theirs! I have no problem if the Biyo-maal get it, I have no problem if the pirates who were cleansed by Jess get it, and I have no problem if the Azanians get it, but these Gedo-ans are playing with fire. They are underestimating the determination of the real owners of Kismayo or maybe overestimating their muscles. No one is claiming Baar-Dheere despite the fact that they got it only in the revolution days, but to claim Kismayo is absolutely nonsensical and unacceptable.

 

That said, I still think President Hassan is right in insisting that his government must lead, not own, any political process which the multitude of clans in the Jubbas start to establish a regional state. It must be consultative, it must accommodate everyone (more so for the ‘small’ clans that are no small but still treated as small but who have a major stake in the town). But it must not endorse Hiirale’s “new realities on the land”. If the revolution clan doesn’t stop the hysterical land-grapping and manipulation of the facts, they will get a rude awakening judging by the resolve of the Azanians. They are taking the "ku qabso ku qadi mayside" knavery to a whole new level.

 

I mean the onus is on all to be nationalistic and fair, not on few. And nationalism if not put in context, like all other noble ideals in the world, can mean different things for different people. It will have different consequences on different constituencies.

 

After all, they say freedom for the lions is death for the cattle!

That is too harsh to call a whole Somali clan savages is way too much , I didn't know is allowed on SOL for such a hatred to be displayed here?

 

Abtigiis what is up with you today? wax iskula har ina adeer waa ceeb inaad saas reer dhan sharaftood uga dhacdid. That is all I am saying in this.