Love Bugs Identified!

[Nur]

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Breaking News!

 

 

Love bugs identified at NURTERL Labs

 

 

As SARS bug spreads in Asia and now in Canada and Europe, NURTEL Scientists are struggling with yet another potentially dangerous bug. The scientists at Nurtel Social Engineering Labs at the Naaso Hablood Research Complex, Hargeisa, have identified two love bug strains that goe around stealthy attacking young people who have no idea what this bug can do to them, a bug that is so subtle, it can attack it's non suspecting victims in a split of second, and as a result, it has the potential to change their lives for ever as it may tie victims together forever as spouses.

 

Nurtell scientists are warning its audience that this bug is mostly transmitted in spring time, and as most of you are aware, Spring time is a season of flowers and roses, so beautiful and breathtaking that nature begins to talk to your love bug receptors to receive love signals, just like it talks to the honey bee to collect flower nectar to make honey. The saying goes that you are no bunny, till some bunny loves you. The famous Contemporary Egyptian Poet Sings:

 

" Ataaka arrabiicu talqu yakhtaalu daaxikan, minal xusni xataa kaada an yatakallamaa"

 

Upon you is the open laughing season of spring, it is beauty just stops short of speaking"

 

In that sense, Allah's nature speaks to your imbedded Fitra to respond, causing your heart to miss beats, and for some, ( Qalbi Jileyc) people, the love bug sufferers' stomach lining can be so stressed that they lose appetite of food altogether ( Except for Basra, nothing can come between her and her honey dipped triple layered ice cream)

So, in this season, something within you is talking to you, just like it talks to all other creatures on earth after the season of snow and death. A true message that says:

 

"he who manifested the regeneration of life after a season of gloom and winter, will resurrect mankind to a new reality after death".

 

Nurtel scientists always working for the well-being of Somalinet audience are busy identifying the concerns of the Nur posts readers from Tasmania, to Tennessee, and as a result of their painstaking research, the ( Nutty Professors @ Nurtel), Yicib Perfessers have Identified two strains of love bugs.

 

1. The I-Contact love bug

 

2. E- Contact love bug

 

 

First, the I- Contact ( Eye Contact) love bug, which is as common as the common cold can be retracted mostly in open parks, shopping malls, schools, family functions, Reer Qansax get-together parties, but the safest love bug of this strain is the love bug caught right after Friday Prayers at the Masjid's parking lots and the Shish-kebab and sandwich stands attended by gorgeous Sisters and brothers. Some Nur posts readers may have caught the bug at Tacsiyah Funeral functions, which is a deadly mistake that our scientists do not recommend.

 

Most victims of this strain have reported that they got infected after exchanging eye contact with a person of the opposite sex and immediately felt strange ticklish feeling like heart murmur, shortness of breath, and sudden interest to be around the love bug carrying person.

 

The problem of this type of love bug is that the bug temporarily takes control of the victims reasoning faculties, intelligence and in serious cases, the victims faith.

 

Once the Love bug immobilizes the intelligence of the victim, the victim becomes a slave for the love bug, which can lead to complications beyond this posts objectives.

 

 

The second Love Bug Strain, the E- Contact, the Email version is transmitted through the Internet, specially Somalinet forums. This bug is quite the opposite of the Eye Contact Bug, for starters, the victim usually reads posts of Somalinet and suddenly finds a writer who makes a lot of sense and who shares with the victim a lot in their views of life and faith.

 

E-Contact Love Bug victims are not attracted by looks alone, they are after substance, they begin getting hooked to the writer's posts. This class of lovelorn victims usually have a high IQ, are doing well in their career or school, have faith and are selective of who they want to spend their life with. Nurtel Scientists, feel that the E-Contact Love bug to be like the good cholesterol.

 

To be successful, viewers of Nur posts are advised to manage their exposure of the two strains of love bugs, Nurtel scientists although preferring the E-Contact love bug for the first time ( Love at first log on), they strongly recommend a lively exchange of eye- to- eye sessions to cement stronger relationships that last.

 

In this thread, our Love Bug clinic will attempt to treat both types of victims, our scientists will do their best to take your case seriously, even if it takes to inviting you to the Love Bug Treatment facility, just outside Hargeisa township, where you will be offered strong Solution of Camel Milk and Honey before Mapping your heart with our High-tech ( DRI) Dhiker Resonating Imaging Machine. After which you will discover the Ultimate form of Love, and the highest form of pleasure on earth, The Love Of Allah SWT. You will stop singing " Illinta indhaheyga aan baranee,..... adey awadaa ilmeyaanee" and will begin a love journey to a different dimension, toward Allah SWT, a love experience you have to feel deep inside to soar above it all.

 

Please share with us your Love Bug bouts of late.

 

 

No more crying' after today!

 

 

2003 NURTEL Communications

Social Re-Engineering Research Institute

[Xafsa]

Originally posted by Nur:

you will stop singing " Illinta indhaheyga aan baranee,..... adey awadaa ilmeyaanee" and will begin a love journey to a different dimension, toward Allah SWT, a love experience you have to feel deep inside to soar above it all.

 

2003 NURTEL Communications

Social Re-Engineering Research Institute

Now Thats love!!

Love for another human being outside of your family...is dangerous as it is...whether thru e-mail or eye contact! Thats the way I see it....but then again we can't really live with out it.

[Nur]

Flying Still

 

It is the love of Allah that we can not live without it.

 

Living strictly means loving Allah SWT, Loving Allah SWT is the fruity of knowing Allah SWT, and knowing Allah SWT is the fruit of paying attention to his sign posts laid out all around us.

 

But when I Love PIZZA or a person to the point of day dreaming about it all the time, then after one crunch of the PIZZA or a meeting with the loved one, the pleasure is over. On the contrary, if we love Allah SWT, that is the love that last forever as Allah SWT is eternal.

 

Now, what do you say Flying Still?

 

 

Nur

[Xafsa]

I agree with you 100% Nur. loveing allah and being loved by his is our goal in life...and as you said this involves following his word and in aad ka cibro qaadatid calaamaadkiisa.

 

With that being said don't you think that loving allah will cause you to love someone for the sake of allah? I don't think someone who doesn't love allah can really truely love another human being.

 

What do you think?

[Nur]

Flying Still sis

 

You write:

 

"With that being said don't you think that loving allah will cause you to love someone for the sake of allah? I don't think someone who doesn't love allah can really truely love another human being.

 

What do you think?"

 

 

You are right sis wallahi, true love is that of Allah only, and for that matter, any love that is for a mortal is sure to have a bad ending, but a love for a mortal in Allah SWT can unite the couple in this life and the next, the real purpose behind marriage.

 

 

Entreprenuer br. I still remember your response to tis post, it was the funniest I read, can you add to it again?

 

 

Nur

[Coloow]

Nur,

 

I am a victim of the I-contact love bug because as a kid I was always made to believe that GAALADA cowru ma laha!!!

[Nur]

Caaqil bro.

 

Gaalada cawro waa leeyihiin, although they may or may not believe, so better watch and restrain your I - Contacts, it can kill your Halaal perception mechanisms.

 

Nur

[Captain Xalane]

Hahah,Nur, and suppose that one was suffering from the I Contact bug what would u advice himher?That was not all,and what about the E bug?Its injuries are some times equivalent and some times more hazardous than the I contact.