Muslim pickup lines

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

 

"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam"

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"Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?"

 

"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

 

"It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven."

 

"Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?"

 

"Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?"

 

"Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"."

 

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

 

I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.

 

I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you

[Somali philosopher]

yo i couldnt stop laughing at this the whole time.

this is gold

"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

[raula]

^^^loool..same here.

"Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight". this dude must be from Philly or Brooklyn..or Chitown..

[Bluelicious]

This the most used from your list; '' Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? ''. It's hilarious when religious men use those pick up lines. You don't expect them to do such thing.

[Coofle]

"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?" Looooooooooooolz

[Aaliyyah]

no i don't want to see your collection of bukharis I got my own LOL..

 

seriously heard most of them and they sound lame ..

[Maarodi]

"Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?"

 

I don't think girls would find this a compliment :eek: