The Reason Why Never Visit a 5-Star Hotel !!

[Jacaylbaro]

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

 

Answer : "tea please"

 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

 

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

 

Answer : "white"

 

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

 

Answer: "With milk "

 

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

 

Answer : "With cow milk please.

 

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

 

Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

 

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

 

Answer : "With sugar"

 

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

 

Answer : "Cane sugar "

 

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

 

Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

 

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

 

Answer : "Mineral water"

 

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

 

Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst"

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I'ld Rather Die Of Thirst