Alpha Blondy, a laandheer amongst us

[Carafaat]

My sincere apologies to Alpha Blondy.

 

I have potrayed Alpha like a little spoiled fish and chips kid in the past, a dandy Black Britton wannabe, a soft superficial student of Arts, a cultural barbarian, one that lies and cries to shukaansi every local girl. I may have called him a laangaab many many times. yes, I apologize for all those qualifications.

 

In fact Alpha is a warm, caring and generous person. How he treat his Xabashi staff marks his kindness, in fact he never even uses the metal parts of his belt. Some would categorize his private messages as hatespeech, but I regard them as truthful warm words filled with brotherly affection. His modesty is unmeasurable, how he flaunts around Hargeysa with his landcruiser. Throws coins around for the beggars, and dresses in the latest designer clothes among the poorest shows his social and inclusive behavior.

 

Alpha is not a laangaab.

In fact I found out he is a laandheer, yes his clan have the longest of them all, they are blessed with the longest lineage. That they have killed, murdered and chased all other clan cousins is little relevent. That they have stolen other peoples land and camels is a sign of brave and discerning behavior. that they have access to hundred kilometers of coast without ever eating or tasting fish is a sign of profound modernity and superiority.

 

Alpha is my senior, my leader, he is my elder and in fact he is my superior in the lineage.

 

 

Alpha, is this the apology you wanted, Inadeero?

 

 

 

 

Alpha's picture on his facebook, dressed like a Nubian Prince.

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

Carafaat adeer are u laangaab?

[Somalia]

Laangaab waa ehlu naar.

[Carafaat]

Xaaji, yes I am compared to Alpha. For some reason I thought he would be the short lineaged midget. But in fact its me who is the laangaab here. I am the lowest in the rank. You, JB and Alpha are all my seniors in the lineage. I am now in the same rank as Ngonge.

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

Carafaat are you saying NGONGE is a laangaab.

 

Carafaat by the way the Koonfurians might get excited when we keep talking about the laan.

[Carafaat]

adeer why would they get excited? laan means branch like a branch of a tree.

[wyre]

HEHEHE

[Showqi]

Carafaat;841131 wrote:

adeer why would they get excited? laan means branch like a branch of a tree.

Carafaat, please send a PM to Tuujiye si uu kuugu sharaxo macnaha Laan...........Hihihi.......Hihihihi

[Chimera]

Carafaat this is your most homo-erotic topic YET! At least there is some honour in dedicating a topic to a sister that doesn't want you, but to create one for a mad-man, and then talk about who has the "longest" of anything is truly WTF lol, and worst of all you made that same mad-man your clan-chieftain kkkkk, why not a chimpanzee while your at it....lololol.

[Carafaat]

Chimera,

 

Why do you have to sodomize my cousins thread with your homo erotic fantasies.

 

This is a appreciation thread for brother Alpha

And his (clans) leadership.

Ka dhex bax meeshaa,

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

Did u lose some kinda of bet lol

[Somalia]

Chimera;841153 wrote:

Carafaat this is your most homo-erotic topic YET! At least there is some honour in dedicating a topic to a sister that doesn't want you, but to create one for a mad-man, and then talk about who has the "longest" of anything is truly WTF lol, and worst of all you made that same mad-man your clan-chieftain kkkkk, why not a chimpanzee while your at it....lololol.

Come on, the habro are just giving each other the once over.

[Carafaat]

Not a bet. But it wasn't volutentarary either. Can't say more.

 

Naxar, were u turned on as well like, Chimera, Wyre, Showqi and Somalia? :D

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

This is what they call a underhanded compliment.

[Nin-Yaaban]

Alpha waa Rageedi, ee hala dhaafo.