wyre Posted June 11, 2012 You Don't Have To Know What You Don't Wanna Know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted June 11, 2012 come on now...u gotta back that up...........! beep beep!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted June 11, 2012 Politics is the art of being wrong. The name is based on the words Poly and Ticks, Poly meaning many, and ticks meaning blood sucking parasites. Politics therefore means many blood thirsty parasites. Basically these politics/politiks or politicians, exist to drink the blood of the citizens of a nation. There are generally three categories of politicians: liberals, moderates, and conservatives. Each are equally partial to the sweet, sweet ****red liquor of the populace. Conservatives want to make all but the the richest 1% into slave laborers who are forced to build giant pyramids, whereas Liberals want to allow gays to legally marry you against your will. Moderates strike a balance between the two positions, arguing that gays can only force you into a "civil union" and that everyone should have the option of building giant pyramids. Besides these groups, other known practitioners of politics include waitresses, who are most proficient at doing so while businessmen slowly get stoned Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
