wyre Posted May 26, 2012 عائلة مدمنة فيس بوك ..! البنت مرعوبة : بابا بابا.... في واحد تافه و قليل أدب بعتلي أدد !!!! ... الأب خف عقلو : شووووووووووووووووووو ؟!!!! الأم : يالطيف.. يبعتلي حمى منك ما قلتللك لاتتأخري بالسهرة عالفيس بوك و تضلي لنصاص الليالي ؟ الله لايوفقك ..... الأخ الصغير : مين هو هالحيوان ؟ .. والله لأجيب صحابي وانزل فيه ريبورتات وأَرمِّل الأكاونت تبعو والله !!!!! الأخ الفهمان : أختي يمكن الزلمة رايدك بالحلال ؟ الأب : شو حمار انت ؟!!! لو ابن عيلة و قاصد بالحلال كان بعتلي أدد إلي مو لأختك ..بس هي الحق عليها جابتلنا الحكي بين الصفحات ...!!!! الاب رفع ايدو وشمط البنت كف: يلعن ابوكي على هالترباية فضحتينا من اليوم ورايح بتعملي ديليت لحسابك الأم : خاف ربك يا زلمه البنت مو ضايفة غير صاحباتها البنات و انا بعرف كل امهاتهم الله وكيلك الأب : أصلا هي آخرة تربايتك ... روحي و انتي بلوك بالتلاتة .... بلوك .. بلوك ... بلوك .... و العيلة بتتشرد,, شي ع تويتر وشي ع جوجل +!! وشي برجع لظُلمات الماسنجر!!! و الجارة بتحط لايك على قد ما هي شمتانة !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wadani Posted May 26, 2012 Yaa wyre, hathihi shabaka hiya shabkatu Soomaliyya, wa aktharu minnaa la nafhamu lughatul Carabiyya. Wa lithaalika yajibu calayka an tarjuma hathihil xikaaya qabla nashrihaa fii SOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coofle Posted May 26, 2012 Wadani;834506 wrote: Yaa wyre, hathihi shabaka hiya shabkatu Soomaliyya, wa aktharu minnaa la nafhamu lughatul Carabiyya. Wa lithaalika yajibu calayka an tarjuma hathihil xikaaya qabla nashrihaa fii SOL. Al ingiliisi Kulunaa nafham, Walaa axad yafham carabi...Ceebay tacaal...."Luqatul kufaar laa tadkhulu qalba mu'min".... laazim nacraf carabi qabla ingliisi.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wadani Posted May 27, 2012 ^ dabcan, lisaan al-carabi hiya muhiim jiddan li umuuri diin, li-annal-Laaha anazala al-Qur'aana fii carbiyyin mubiin. Engliisi hiya muhiim aydan, fa-tasbaxu al-aana lughatun caalamiyya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted May 27, 2012 It's About A Family Who Are Addicted To Facebook Ngonge Baan Sugeynaa Aniga Ingiriisiga Kuma Fiicniye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted May 28, 2012 ^^^ You want me to translate all of that? (dee maad af somali ku qortid) BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! (A Facebook Addicted Family) Girl: Some fool sent me an 'add' request on FB! Angry Dad: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Mother: OMG! Curse you, girl. Did I not tell you not to stay up all night on FB? Young Brother: Who is this animal, sister? I swear I'm going to get all my FB friends together and we'll send him lots of "reports" until we jam his account. Clever brother: Sister, maybe the man means well and wants to marry you! Father: Are you stu pid, son? If he were a respectable man with halal intentions he would have sent ME the add request, not your sister. She brought shame to your family and made people talk about us in FB. The dad slaps the girl and ordres her to delete her FB account. Mother: Steady on, man. She only has girls on her friends list, and I know all their mothers. Father: Actually, this is all your fault and a result of your bad upbringing. Go you are BLOCKD. BLOCKD. BLOCKD! The family is now broken. Some are on twitter, some are on google+ and some are back to the darkness of MSN. (The neighbour puts 'like' in total glee). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted May 28, 2012 إنتي بلوك بالثلاثة fasir Dee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted May 28, 2012 ^^ How do I explain that one dee? Just assume that people will work it out from the story itself. Heh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maqane Posted June 3, 2012 Coofle;834512 wrote: " Luqatul kufaar laa tadkhulu qalba mu'min" Assalaamu calaykum walaal Ma ii sheegi kartaa waxaad u lajeedo Luqadda gaalada? Assalkoodu halkee beey ka imaadeen luqadaha kaladuwan ee caalamka looga hadlo (iyadoo la eegayo xagga islaamiga ah, oo aanan la eegeeyn xagga Evolution-ka ah? Ma ii fasiri kartaa aayadan hoos ku qoran? وَمِنْ آيَاتِهِ خَلْقُ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ وَاخْتِلَافُ أَلْسِنَتِكُمْ وَأَلْوَانِكُمْ ۚ إِنَّ فِي ذَٰلِكَ لَآيَاتٍ لِّلْعَالِمِينَ {30:22} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coofle Posted June 3, 2012 Abbaas;837681 wrote: Assalaamu calaykum walaal Ma ii sheegi kartaa waxaad u lajeedo Luqadda gaalada ? Assalkoodu halkee beey ka imaadeen luqadaha kaladuwan ee caalamka looga hadlo (iyadoo la eegayo xagga islaamiga ah, oo aanan la eegeeyn xagga Evolution-ka ah? Ma ii fasiri kartaa aayadan hoos ku qoran? وَمِنْ آيَاتِهِ خَلْقُ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ وَاخْتِلَافُ أَلْسِنَتِكُمْ وَأَلْوَانِكُمْ ۚ إِنَّ فِي ذَٰلِكَ لَآيَاتٍ لِّلْعَالِمِينَ {30:22} Sheekhaw, It was only for humor,Jill out we are all here to have a good time, We all know what the verse means...Remember we are all muslims here, I recall the famous saying of a man near Diridhaba when asked "Soomaalidu waa intee" he replied "aado soomaalidu waa intii muslim ah" ..... "Aayadaha Eebe Cazza wa Jalla Waxa ka mid ah, Abuurista Cirka iyo dhulka iyo kala duwanaanshaha midabyadiina iyo luqadihiin, taasina waxa ugu sugaan aayaat dadkii wax garanaya" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maqane Posted June 3, 2012 Coofle;837685 wrote: Sheekhaw, It was only for humor,Jill out we are all here to have a good time, We all know what the verse means...Remember we are all muslims here, I recall the famous saying of a man near Diridhaba when asked "Soomaalidu waa intee" he replied " aado soomaalidu waa intii muslim ah" ..... "Aayadaha Eebe Cazza wa Jalla Waxa ka mid ah, Abuurista Cirka iyo dhulka iyo kala duwanaanshaha midabyadiina iyo luqadihiin, taasina waxa ugu sugaan aayaat dadkii wax garanaya" Asslaamu caleeykum, Waan kufahmay walaal , laakiin waxaan u maleeyey in eey dhab kaa tahay. Sabata oo ah dad baa run u maleeya in luqada English-ka eey gaaladu leedahay. Sabata oo ah Qur'aanka micnihiisa uma fasira luqada carabigana Aqris ahaan beey ubarteen oo kaliya. Mida kale, hadda ka hor baan maqlay in ''Alshabaata'' eey mamnuuceen luqada English-ka in lagu barto School lada, inta eey xukunka heeysteen. taasina Islamic nimo ma ahan! Marka walaal waa inaanu si wadajir ah uga hortagnaa ''Blind following" oo aan ''critic'' people ahaanaa when it comes to our Deen to avoid evil & Jaahilnimo (sida tan ku habsatay most of Ummah nations). Barakallahu fiik for your kind reaction walaal, Cabbaas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coofle Posted June 4, 2012 Abbaas;837700 wrote: Asslaamu caleeykum, Waan kufahmay walaal , laakiin waxaan u maleeyey in eey dhab kaa tahay. Sabata oo ah dad baa run u maleeya in luqada English-ka eey gaaladu leedahay. Sabata oo ah Qur'aanka micnihiisa uma fasira luqada carabigana Aqris ahaan beey ubarteen oo kaliya. Mida kale, hadda ka hor baan maqlay in ''Alshabaata'' eey mamnuuceen luqada English-ka in lagu barto School lada, inta eey xukunka heeysteen. taasina Islamic nimo ma ahan! Marka walaal waa inaanu si wadajir ah uga hortagnaa ''Blind following" oo aan ''critic'' people ahaanaa when it comes to our Deen to avoid evil & Jaahilnimo (sida tan ku habsatay most of Ummah nations). Barakallahu fiik for your kind reaction walaal, Cabbaas You are a very cool sheekh....Si fiican baynu isku fahmaynaa, Akhwaanul muslimiin miyaad tahay walaal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
