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Recognize Somaliland, Abtigiis urges the international community

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Welcome Professor Abtigiis, it is with Allah's grace that you returned to the safety of Nairobi unharmed :D

 

In satire, it was said, irony is militant. Professor Abtigiis's post is a classic definition of dramatic irony: using the might of wit as a weapon, he depicts the desperate situation of Somaliland's bid for recognition, and the secessionist audience unwittingly welcomes his satirical piece with standing ovation and long applause. The breaking news: Abtigis recognizes Somaliland.

 

Abtigiis's recognition of Somaliland cause is akin to a 'whaling ship being used to save marine animals after' strong tsunami hits. In this case, the political tsunami that hit Somaliland is Khatumo State of Somalia, resulting militant unionists like Professor Abtigiis being transformed to acquire the mentality of a separatist---we can do no other.

 

Only if kaftanka Abtigis is lost on you, would you think his solutes from Nairobi to the man who graciously hosted him would save the day for the separatist cause :D

 

PS with this kind of creativity , Abtigiis waa kuu bannaantahay inaad sidii Galayax tiraahdo:

Tunka Eyl Taleex iyo Nugaal, Tumurre meeshiisa

Taallada Hargeysiyo Burciyo, Tahadka Buuhoodle

Tariinaha Jabbuutiyo intii, Taango laga gaaro

Togga Adari tuulada Wardheer, Tur iyo Laasoole

Tayim iyo Mareeraale iyo, webiga teedkiisa

Tubta Xamar tafaha Jawhar iyo, tayga Beledweyne

Toobiga Wajeer loo mariyo, tuluska Baardheere

Tuus iyo Quraanyey Garraha, labada tooxood ah

Tunni iyo ****** iyo ******, Tuurcaddiyo Booran

Marreexaanka Tuuraha degoo, Togo ku maalaaya

******teenka taagtiyo *****ga, turuqa waaweyn leh

******ka wada taajiriyo, tiirka Habar Yoonis

********ka tamashleynayoo, tirada loo daayey

Intaas aan turaab iyo dhul iyo, tol iyo meel sheegay

Tixaha gabay anaa Yuusufow, taarashka u sida’e

Dadkuna ii tixgeli meeshan iyo, toban jirkaygiiye

Anigoon toddoba gaarin baan, taani ku ahaaye

 

Taarash’ waxaa la yiraahdaa qofka hadalkii lagu heshiiyo loo doorto in uu asagu dadka kale hortooda ka jeediyo ama farriin muhiim ah lagu aammino, wuxuuna uga jeedaa in uu dhulalka iyo dadyowga uu sheegay agtooda ka leeyahay burji xagga gabayga ah. ’Taani’ waa qof ama wax kale oo lixaad iyo qurux isku darsaday.

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Dabrow   

Xaaji Xunjuf;828853 wrote:
Xiinfaniin i would not be so surprised since Abtigis is a separatist him self he wants to break away from Ethiopia remember.

He dont recognize ethiopia and wants to unite with somalia that makes him a unionist.

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What about an Independent O'gaden republic the ONLF are very divided on this issue and not clear about what to do when they are independent from Ethiopia.

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Dabrow   

Xaaji Xunjuf;828881 wrote:
What about an Independent O'gaden republic the ONLF are very divided on this issue and not clear about what to do when they are independent from Ethiopia.

I agree, they should focus their energy on getting free from the black colonial power first then establish consensus on what to do. I would support both cases.

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looool

 

More to come . . . If Sifir is now Somaliland's ambassador to Kenya . . If jaamac M Qalib is living in Hargeisa and finally asked foer forgiveness , , if , , if , ,

 

Then why not Abtigiis , , , :D

 

Wait until Samatar and others make the same statement . . . :D

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Abtigiis kidnaped ,blindfolded with gun pointed at his head.waxaa dhe baa la yidhi.JB holds him for ransom.

Hostage crisis in Hargeisa...waxa la sheegay in boliisku soo gadhay guri lagu hayay,dabadeedna JB daaqad kala dhacay ninkii uu qafaashay..waxa la sheegay inaan la garanayn meel uu ula cararay illaa hada...

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Carafaat   

xiinfaniin;828852 wrote:
Welcome Professor Abtigiis, it is with Allah's grace that you returned to the safety of Nairobi unharmed
:D

 

In satire, it was said, irony is militant. Professor Abtigiis's post is a classic definition of dramatic irony: using the might of wit as a weapon, he depicts the desperate situation of Somaliland's bid for recognition, and the secessionist audience unwittingly welcomes his satirical piece with standing ovation and long applause. The breaking news: Abtigis recognizes Somaliland.

 

Abtigiis's recognition of Somaliland cause is akin to a 'whaling ship being used to save marine animals after' strong tsunami hits. In this case, the political tsunami that hit Somaliland is Khatumo State of Somalia, resulting militant unionists like Professor Abtigiis being transformed to acquire the mentality of a separatist---we can do no other.

 

Only if kaftanka Abtigis is lost on you, would you think his solutes from Nairobi to the man who graciously hosted him would save the day for the separatist cause
:D

 

PS with this kind of creativity , Abtigiis waa kuu bannaantahay inaad sidii Galayax tiraahdo:

Tunka Eyl Taleex iyo Nugaal, Tumurre meeshiisa

Taallada Hargeysiyo Burciyo, Tahadka Buuhoodle

Tariinaha Jabbuutiyo intii, Taango laga gaaro

Togga Adari tuulada Wardheer, Tur iyo Laasoole

Tayim iyo Mareeraale iyo, webiga teedkiisa

Tubta Xamar tafaha Jawhar iyo, tayga Beledweyne

Toobiga Wajeer loo mariyo, tuluska Baardheere

Tuus iyo Quraanyey Garraha, labada tooxood ah

Tunni iyo ****** iyo ******, Tuurcaddiyo Booran

Marreexaanka Tuuraha degoo, Togo ku maalaaya

******teenka taagtiyo *****ga, turuqa waaweyn leh

******ka wada taajiriyo, tiirka Habar Yoonis

********ka tamashleynayoo, tirada loo daayey

Intaas aan turaab iyo dhul iyo, tol iyo meel sheegay

Tixaha gabay anaa Yuusufow, taarashka u sida’e

Dadkuna ii tixgeli meeshan iyo, toban jirkaygiiye

Anigoon toddoba gaarin baan, taani ku ahaaye

 

Taarash
’ waxaa la yiraahdaa qofka hadalkii lagu heshiiyo loo doorto in uu asagu dadka kale hortooda ka jeediyo ama farriin muhiim ah lagu aammino, wuxuuna uga jeedaa in uu dhulalka iyo dadyowga uu sheegay agtooda ka leeyahay burji xagga gabayga ah. ’
Taani
’ waa qof ama wax kale oo lixaad iyo qurux isku darsaday.

Xiin, dhagax, ciid iyo biyo uu lasoo baxay. Wuu isku diyaar gareeyay, for whatever Abtigiis says, inu sidi lagu yaqanay dhinac u rogto. The man hasn't even said anything already Xiin has his answer ready. :D

 

 

1. "Abtigiis is joking and making fun of landers."

 

2. "Abtigiis recongnition means nothing"

 

3. "Abtigiis isn't serieuz why else send such a messaage from Nairobi to thank his host"

 

4...

 

 

Ilahayoo naga qabo noocan siyasadii xiisaab kusoo koobay(opportunistic calculation). Amiin :D

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war hade hajiga uncle tom! alaab fiican ba lago siiyey hargeeysa!! Koleba he got full service!! loool. wakii teenagers eryanayee!!

 

lemme play that james brown song 4 him!! hes feel good like sugar n spice...soo good soo good...hargeeysa he loves uuuuuuuu!

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Abtigiis   

The key words are in bold in case Ximaaya missed the whole point. Xinn waa balaayo, he thinks what I said is not coming from a sober mind.

 

Ogeebeey jacaylkuna,

Waxaan jirin haduu yahay

Jaleecadaan ku eegaba,

Jirro ima haleesheen,

Mana jidhidhicoodeen,

Ee haa, aa haa,

Intaan jaah wareeree

 

:D :D

 

More on the reasons why Somaliland deserves a full recognition.

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Abtigiis   

Those who are pillorying my change of mind on Somaliland underestimate the power of love and are fools who do not realize that something as petty as the urge of a prick has ignited major wars and international disputes in history. They also do not know about the beauty of young Khadra. :D

 

Profound thanks to Jacaylbaro, greetings to Alpha, and unreserved condemnation to the obivously not so blessed "Blessed".

 

Seriously, I saw people who respect their politicians and governance structures. I always knew they are the most generous among the somalis. Why then does their fate has to be tied to the anarchists in Mogadishu and Goboladda dhexe and the envious Puntlanders, who can not produce one shiny face like that of Khadra in million years?!!!! :D :D

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^^ Khadra, like the colour her name describes is but a summer dream that will fade with time and distance. But when Khadra fades away, will your recognition of SL go the same way? :D

 

Glad you enjoyed your trip and are safe back home. Now, ama is wada qaawi ama kobabkan aad marna na tusaysid marna qarinaysid naga daa warya.

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