Mukulaalow Posted April 29, 2012 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. __ ___________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted April 29, 2012 Mukulaalow;824309 wrote: HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :D,,,,,,,,,,,,,Eedadiis wuu ka habaarsaday kani! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted April 30, 2012 A mother is 21 years older than the child. 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child. Question : Where's the father? Try first, before you check the answer below. Solution: The mother is 21 years older than the child. M = C + 21 In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child. M + 6 = (C + 6) x 5 Hence, C + 21 + 6 = (C + 6) x 5 C + 27 = 5C + 30 -3 = 4C C = -3/4 The child is -3/4 years old, that is, it'll be born in 9 months. Thus.. by mathematical deduction.... Right now, the father is on top of the mother... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted April 30, 2012 Loooooolz Jb wax falan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mukulaalow Posted April 30, 2012 Right now, the father is on top of the mother... that is naughty Algebra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted April 30, 2012 You asked for it ,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted April 30, 2012 Dirty, Dirty And really nothing but dirty :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
