The Man Who Knows EVERYBODY!

[Ibtisam]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ may not April!!!!!! :D

 

lol, does anyone ever say that "eventually end up with a married man" it is almost a target!

[NGONGE]

*Ibtisam;823244 wrote:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ may not April!!!!!!

:D

 

lol, does anyone ever say that "eventually end up with a married man" it is almost a target!

Why didn't you warn me about the 'man eaters' in that city? On a different occassion, I was walking with Jb down the street when a white car (is there any other colour in the darn place? ) with two girls in it started calling his name. He walked over in his usual relaxed way and started talking to them. I stood aside in my usual carab-ingrees way and paid some close and unecessary attention to the collection of electrical wires overhead. The girl in the passanger seat stuck her head out and shouted "walaal magaca?"..I looked up and told her my name with a shrug of the shoulder. "telephone ma sidata?" asked she. I gulped and handed her my phone (which I was already carrying in my hand). She looked up the number, copied it into her phone and thanked me. Her friend gave me a brilliant smile and urged me to look after her with words along the line of "saaxibaday markay qof ka hesho....". I smiled cooly and nodded. When we walked away, Jb subtly asked what was on my mind. "Sabri" said I, "Sabri".

 

She called the day after but I let it ring and didn't answer. "Who is it?" asked Jb. "Sabri" said I "Sabri".

 

p.s.

Sabri was a guy who stopped me in the street and asked if my phone was a Blackberry (it looked like one to be honest) and when I said no, he asked to have a look at it. When I gave it to him, he typed in a command that allows him to know what the phone number was and memorised it within seconds. He phoned me the next day to arrange a meeting because he had "arrin muhim" to talk to me about. I ignored his calls from then on.

[Juxa]

lol@sabri

 

Ngonge if you dont sh!t up mardanbe the missus hargeysa makuu direyso

[wyre]

Sabri

[NGONGE]

Juxa;823248 wrote:

lol@sabri

 

Ngonge if you dont sh!t up mardanbe the missus hargeysa makuu direyso

Bal waxay ku hadlayso eega! Anigu ma biil baan ahay marka hargeysa la ii 'diro'? Kaligay baa iska tegay, your honour.

[wyre]

Juxa;823248 wrote:

lol@sabri

 

Ngonge if you dont sh!t up mardanbe the missus hargeysa makuu direyso

I just remembered mid ilmo adeerro aan nahay bey islaanti uga maara heli weyday Gabdhaha Denmark jooga, markaasey kenya iyo hooyadii usoo dirtay si ey ula hadasho ninkan dhac dhaca badan, Saa markuu kenya saa u yimid xabad buu la aqal galay 2 weeks later mid labaad:D xagga waxaa loogala soo cararay in uusan la hadlin dumar halkanna wuuba ku guursaday 2

[Juxa]

Ngonge, you dont want her to know intelefonka aad dhiibato do you?

i am sure no missus would approve.

[Carafaat]

Anigu runtii JB lama yabani, he is typical badacas or xero awl qowdhan. Anigu waxan la yaabanahay odaygan carabka ee cid walba numberkiisa siiniya, telefoonkiisana dadka u dhiibiya, jajabantana magaciisa u sheegiya.

 

War magac kale iyo number kale ayaa la sheegta, xaafad kalena waa laga qaraabta. Badow waxid.

[NGONGE]

^^ The number was an SL number. I was in town for ten days. Eesh al moshkila?

 

Juxa, she didn't. But not because she thinks I'll "play away from home". It was more along the lines of "balaayadaad ka farxisay".

 

Mise sheekado waa in ay noqoto: What happens in H Town, stays in H Town? Anigu waxa ma aqaan and go by the rule of wax la qariyay..etc..etc..

[Juxa]

yaa geesi iska dhigey oo aan adiga aheyn! i dont propose inaad wax qariso, just inaad qunyar socod noqoto.

[NGONGE]

^^ Dee roob kugo da'ay miyaad joojin karta? It was easier to do a 'sabri' then refuse or argue.

[Carafaat]

War jajabantii ayaa ku baratay oo magacagi u sheegtay. Wiil asxaab nahay sidaas ayaa gabar labaad lagu daray, intu isbaray, ayee adeerki loo yimi kadib.

 

Saxiib waad sigatay, second wive ayaa ku sigatay.

[NGONGE]

^^ Saaxiibkaa maskeen buu ahaa. Anigu maskeen baan iskaga dhiga. Two different things, adeer.

[A_Khadar]

NGONGE;823247 wrote:

Why didn't you warn me about the 'man eaters' in that city? On a different occassion, I was walking with Jb down the street when a white car (is there any other colour in the darn place?

) with two girls in it started calling his name. He walked over in his usual relaxed way and started talking to them. I stood aside in my usual carab-ingrees way and paid some close and unecessary attention to the collection of electrical wires overhead. The girl in the passanger seat stuck her head out and shouted "walaal magaca?"..I looked up and told her my name with a shrug of the shoulder. "telephone ma sidata?" asked she. I gulped and handed her my phone (which I was already carrying in my hand). She looked up the number, copied it into her phone and thanked me. Her friend gave me a brilliant smile and urged me to look after her with words along the line of "saaxibaday markay qof ka hesho....". I smiled cooly and nodded. When we walked away, Jb subtly asked what was on my mind. "Sabri" said I, "Sabri".

 

She called the day after but I let it ring and didn't answer. "Who is it?" asked Jb. "Sabri" said I "Sabri".

 

p.s.

Sabri was a guy who stopped me in the street and asked if my phone was a Blackberry (it looked like one to be honest) and when I said no, he asked to have a look at it. When I gave it to him, he typed in a command that allows him to know what the phone number was and memorised it within seconds. He phoned me the next day to arrange a meeting because he had "arrin muhim" to talk to me about. I ignored his calls from then on.

War NG, meesha ha u dhameyn dadkeeda.. So far you told us too many weird if not so crazy people in H town including JB who is known by everyone.. Only crazy people are known by everyone.. Tell us little more about Burco though...

[N.O.R.F]

 

JB is the Hargaisa Yellow pages.