burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 Best of Troll Science Nothing is impossible when the trolls of the internet put their minds to it. If they had their way, energy / oil / whatever, companies would go bankrupt, and we would have infinite lives, money, water, food and everything else. dab dhaxamooday maxaa lagu deeriyaa? dawo bukootay maxa lagu dabiiba? Is it possible to "troll" the very laws of matter and motion that govern the universe for your own kinetic benefit? For example, can one survive a falling elevator by jumping up in the air at the last minute? Also, f**** electromagnetism - how does it work? If you've pondered any of those questions before, the blog Troll Physics offers incredibly simple but impossible "hacks" for manipulating the laws of nature to yield infinite energy, money and/or sexual partners. Since this site is pretty much a physics teacher's worst nightmare, I cornered one to get his reaction. David Morgan, a natural science professor with a PhD in physics, was kind enough to bring some logic and rational discourse to this hilariously asinine pile of hot meme trash. Read on for a play-by-play scientific smackdown. Read More: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/25/i-showed-troll-physics-comics-to-a-physics-professor/#ixzz1rK6y9a2p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 BY Ann[ troll] Reply David Morgan is a damn troll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 {Trolls] PhD or not, somebody ought to tell him to lose the ponytail. Reply 11.01.10 By xxxx By rrrrr And what's wrong with it, redneck? "cut yo' hair ***********. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somalia Posted April 7, 2012 They lurk in-between the shadows of internet walls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 ^ very industrious... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 By alex. The only way that would work is if the bus spun in place, you jumped before the bus began spinning, and you were able to keep in the air until the bus stopped spinning. If the bus moves, you hit a wall and get smacked around in the spin. If you did not jump before the spin, you will still spin negating the safety. If you hit the ground of the bus before it stops spinning, you will hit the ground, and it will force you into the spin as well due to the friction. Do we have any more problems with it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burahadeer Posted April 7, 2012 5. David Thorne David Thorne drew more cash than he had from his bank account. $233.95 worth of cash more, if you want the details. A representative of the bank wrote to him, asking him to make the payment as soon as possible. David Thorne replied that he did not have the cash. He did, however, have a drawing of a spider that was worth $233.95 and he e-mailed the drawing to them hoping to settle the matter. This was the drawing, if you want the details. Now the representative wrote back, informing Thorne very politely that the bank does not accept drawings as payment. A few mails went back and forth, and then Thorne gave it another go, sending over this drawing: If you have an eye for details, you would have noticed the extra leg. A few typos in the reply were the only deviation that betrayed the true emotions of the ever so polite bank representative. Eventually, Thorne relented, and agreed to make the payment. The e-mails can be found at http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted April 7, 2012 Somalia;815800 wrote: They lurk in-between the shadows of internet walls. thats rings a bell....u hear it homie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
