Rudy: A Stealth Somali

[Blessed]

Rudy, Such a waste-man you are. I compliment you and I get called an Aussie. Allah, ceeb badanaa. LMAO.

[Faarax-Brawn]

LMA0! Classic Rudy. A masterpiece. LoL.

 

Waraa, Rudy, we know where u from niegger

[Carafaat]

Rudy, Faarax and Polanyi ,are you guys the local niggas from the hood. who keep it real. or as Abtigiis says, who let these dogs out.

[Faarax-Brawn]

Carafaat;813563 wrote:

Rudy, Faarax and Polanyi ,are you guys the local niggas from the hood. who keep it real. or as Abtigiis says, who let these dogs out.

Watch your back, Ni99a.

[BOB]

Rudy, You're one cool and original brother. Stay Somali my old friend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Polanyi]

yasir carafat, please do not call me a nigger. I am big top 6 ft skinny Somalian from a middle class clan with prove progeny from noble lineages.

[Peacedoon]

Its easy to figure which Q u are from.

I gues you are from one of the communities of puntland, Galgaduud, Beledweyn or Jowhar lol.

 

 

Rudy when ppl ask u in real life u should tell them otherwise they think u are from the discriminated minorities.

If you from the big three cats, dont be ashamed.

[Chimera]

rudy-Diiriye;811902 wrote:

Can u imagine waking up early in the morning and your lady is asking to get some naaleh!! Thats what they call ukun or beed in af reer jabouti!! I had to tell to draw a picture of what the hell she's talking about! Or my current wife told me that shes making malawax! I told her to surprise me.

Polanyi;816010 wrote:

yasir carafat, please do not call me a nigger. I am big top 6 ft skinny Somalian from a middle class clan with prove progeny from noble lineages.

[rudy-Diiriye]

I was once hanging at weekend in San Diego with my non-somali speaking from african xalimoo friend. Guess what happened, when my friend left the apt, this shabby looking xalimoo knocks the doors, comes in. So, i started talking with her socially. Out of no where, she asking so what tribe r u? I wasnt expecting it. Warning though to DC (daqan Celis) folks....never answer this if u dont know the asker personally.. its a trap. Seriously, she saw that i was not interested at her...so she started doing mind games...to try to get me from Clan-door back door.

 

So i told her about clan thinking that shes probably clueless! Guess what....she goes, oh yeah we are from the same tribe! I was like hell no..god..wtf......! my friend came back so we spilt and headed for the town. I never gave it another thought. U dont really hear these type of questions in La. Next morning she calls my friend and asks for both of us to come for dinner!!

 

So she asks me and i go what the hell...its a free meal! We went there...Guess what happened. We go in the house...my friend is escorted to a different room. I end up at dinning room table with 3 old farts that i never met in my life.

 

Waar yaad ahayed! they said as soon as I sat down!! (my head-set was still playing Easy E songs on my player...i press the off thing right away when i heard Waar qeelo!!) "Waxaad tahey bal noo sheeg!" I go haa! what u mean!! War haddey bal...wiilsha wax isutehiin bal magacyaashooda noo sheeg! dee idiga waliga lagoma arag marka inan ku barano ayaan ku rabanaa!!

 

hmm. I am like ....i see alot of nice yummy food in front of me..so i had to make quick decision. i.e., I can either starve or get feed today!! and i was starving..so obviously, the decision was a forgone conclusion. I give them everything except my bank account. I was sitting next to the mofos ...i had to say something!!

 

I got fed good food, cake, good ole somali tea etc.,...i looked up and thanked the one above for not having me eat ugaali today (lol) and then got more food packed to go!!

 

That was like 2005....never heard from that family again. Yo..plz call me. thnx

[Peacedoon]

They ask you about ur clan out of fear that you came from Mogadishu clan.

They think like: son, u gonna tell us ur clan first, if u are from Mogadishu clan u wont get free food, only ppl from the garowe clan enclave or gedo clan enclave.

 

 

So u told them and they let you eat right?

That means u are from garowe/gedo society kkk

[Carafaat]

[rudy-Diiriye]

Seriously...90s of the fl-13teens think that i am from puntland. so i wanna know how i can become a naturalized plander!!

 

Lemme guess....i'm gonna need wads of cash!! Yo... ama broke azz negro homies so can i getta a free pass to become a plander!! lol. Can u imagine asking for a free shyte in Bugland.. Its like asking for xuural ceeyn gal in china!! for sure u aint gonna find gal in china with big beautiful xuural ceeyn eyes or anything free in bugland!! Even O2 is charged there...10c for every breath.

[Mukulaalow]

rudy-Diiriye;819686 wrote:

Seriously...90s of the fl-13teens think that i am from puntland. so i wanna know how i can become a naturalized plander!!

1) you have to love fish.

2) you have to love oil.

3) your girl have to be able to say BOOWE.

[faarah22]

you are not stealthy, rather a confused mind. please read a book or two. youre suffering from identity crisis as well

[SpectaKooler]

The Internet's meant to be lived vicariously through. How disappointed I am for you.