Puntland Oil Political Satire

[xiinfaniin]

As the elders of the Night Knowing community gathered in Garsoor district of Galkacyo in order to inaugurate the birth of what they called West Puntland State, the news of Puntland's oil discovery reached them. Some felt they have spoken too soon, and started to spin the Garsoor political event. 'West' is a typo, a spelling error, they said. It was meant to state: With Puntland.

 

And in London, Siilaanyo, it was rumored, had emphasized on Somaliland marital relations with Puntland leader, referring to Faroole being married to a lady from the First Mother .

[Shinbir Majabe]

(Jokes Section; me thinks)

[xiinfaniin]

^^

 

It is political though. Jokes Section rudy baa cantrabaqash ka sheega

[Qandalawi]

Looooooool @ First mother, it was hard to guess at the beginning but knocked it down finally

[nuune]

Mid baa qosol igu dilay maalin dhaweyd inagoo maqaaxi ka wada shaaheneeno, oil-kaan isku soo qaadney, wuu rumeesan waayey, waan ka dhaadhiciyey waxan wax badan baa laga soo shaqeenayey imikana waa dhamaadkii hawsha oo mar dhaw ceelashu wey soo buttaacayaan, intuu qosley buu yiri "dhalada dhuuceyda la yiraahdo oo saliid ah hadaan ka helayo waa kheyr" waan ku fahmey durba meeshuu wax u wadey intaan iska lalmiyey ayaan ku dhahey, "reerku ma gacan adkee ee barkad iyo barmiilba waa laguu buuxin", intuu dhinacaas fiiriyey ayuu yiri "si kale ma ahanee xoogaa waxaan necbahey faanka badan oo bilahan dhanba kuwa reer PL ayaa nafta ii keenay", ha u bixin baan ku dhahey waxaas fadhi ku dirir.

 

Marka dadka Sheikh oil Dr Osman oo wada miiran bey moodayaan markaasey xamaasad wada qaadeen, kala fiig iyo anfariir.

[Che -Guevara]

^LOL Ditoore even those from Pland la yaabe.

[xiinfaniin]

:D @nuune

 

nuune, u sheeg reer barigii sida cigaal loo xirtay hadda bartaan. waagii hore the number of keys hanging from the keychain was a measure of one's wealth in the Bari region as they represent how many doors, 'inta irdood' oo u furan. Hadda waxaas waa xoorid, kiishadihii xunxunka ahaa waa tuuris, cigaal baa beddeli doona. Dad sida carabta u labisan oon afcarabi aqoon baad arki doontaan

 

Qadalaawi, Siilaanyo is from the Love Mother, not from the First Mother, markuu inuu xididnimo wax ku heluu rabaa weeye sheekadu, mana ahan reer ka lala xididay, illeen nimanku wax iskuma ahee

[Qandalawi]

^Lool, indeed man, and actually lately it has been frequently mentioned the relationship Faroole has with the secessionist clan

[NASSIR]

Soomaali dagaalkood ma foga. Fission and fusion of Somali clans as explained by historians and anthropologists best fit our dynamic social and political relations.

[The Hermet]

The site was poor unfortunately and during the london conference faroole ran away from the Somaliland president and coward under the president of djibouti..and waited till he got back to garowe for more hot air. Furthermore when it comes to the oil its been months and still I don't see anything, range and african oil have proven to be mickey mouse companies that play with stock prices. And it seems the pirates are the only ones to talk about qaadoo and maritial relations...things which have nothing to do with politics just more pirate delusions. After the political failures I see u have put all your bets on oil, I hope for your own sake it exists, I'm sure not with african oil or range. You guys seriously need to fix up...or it just might be the cultural difference between us..we don't talk about women or qaadoo in somaliland in that we differ...and we also have political and military balls as is obvious...and what I wrote is not satire its the truth hence why you think its such a big achievement that your head pirate is married to one.

[uchi]

^ Troll much?