Uber Facts

[BOB]

@ raula...you know what I mean.

 

Che, next time make sure you get behind the wheel bro.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[BOB]

Women are FOREVER insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes. ( They don't know that we love their body regardless...we're not fussy).

 

I don't know why but women actually need to cry and the funniest thing is, they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

 

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. ( what did you say JB? manipulative devils?)

 

Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. ( Nuune, ina aabow I'm sorry but everyone on SOL knows about those private messages that you've been sending to you know who)

 

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. (Yes ladies, we do know that thanks to the snitch among you )

 

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. (JB get to the ice cream parlour quickly) .

 

 

Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?" (They think petrol head describes those who sniff petrol ).

 

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. (it's ok guys, no shame in that ).

 

 

Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. (NGONGE only needs one shower gel ).

 

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. (women have more patience that men…simple).

 

 

 

Ladies this is for you.

 

 

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. ( we need your ears and not your counseling).

 

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Che sorry to give you away like that my brother)

 

Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (I know I do and it’s actually the gays who spread this nonsense that men are intimidated by smart women, we love smart abaayo macaan)

 

Guys virtually brag about anything. ( What? You’ve never heard me brag about my toothbrush yet?)

 

Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (I guess now you know why his friends look at you in a funny way because thanks to him they know all about your monkey business now ).

 

Guys think too much. (and most of the time it has nothing to do with girls and yet we tell you that we think about you 24/7) .

 

Guys' fantasies are unlimited. (Girls act shocked when a guy shares with them his dirty fantasies but in truth they love it for they are far more dirty minded than a man can ever be)

 

Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! (women love this and sometimes they delibrately flirt with others just to tease the guy more, they just love attention that’s all).

 

When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. ( Guys love challenges in courtship and the more you turn his advances down the harder he will try but you have to be careful not to put him off completely)

 

 

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't mature and grow up. (Alpha, sorry bruv )

 

Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed *****cats with their women. (NGONGE, what were you saying?)

 

Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. (Ask Nuune, he’ll tell you that if a girl says NO, she means Hell YES).

 

When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. (My seaman uncle used to tell me that man should always be proud of his manliness as women prefer confident man to shallow but good looking one! be a man and look the part, the so-called metrosexual term is invented by gays, show me a woman that doesn’t appreciate a man who isn’t afraid to show his masculinity)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Conspiracy]

BOB, you have way too much facts sxb, here is one for me:

 

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

 

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks. Otherwise it would digest itself.

 

"101 Dalmations" and "Peter Pan" are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie.

 

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed on a keyboard with only the left hand.

 

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

 

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

 

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

 

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

 

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

 

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

 

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

 

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time. It corresponds to 1/100 of a second.

 

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

 

Source: some crap website!

[Jacaylbaro]

Mosquitos don't just bite you. They also urinate on you after sucking your blood.

[Bluelicious]

BOB;808053 wrote:

Women are FOREVER insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes. ( They don't know that we love their body regardless...we're not fussy).

 

I don't know why but women actually need to cry and the funniest thing is, they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

 

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. ( what did you say JB? manipulative devils?)

 

Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. ( Nuune, ina aabow I'm sorry but everyone on SOL knows about those private messages that you've been sending to you know who)

 

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. (Yes ladies, we do know that thanks to the snitch among you )

 

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. (JB get to the ice cream parlour quickly)

.

 

 

Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?" (They think petrol head describes those who sniff petrol

).

 

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. (it's ok guys, no shame in that

).

 

 

Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. (NGONGE only needs one shower gel

).

 

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. (women have more patience that men…simple).

 

 

 

Ladies this is for you.

 

 

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. ( we need your ears and not your counseling).

 

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Che sorry to give you away like that my brother)

 

Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (I know I do and it’s actually the gays who spread this nonsense that men are intimidated by smart women, we love smart abaayo macaan)

 

Guys virtually brag about anything. ( What? You’ve never heard me brag about my toothbrush yet?)

 

Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (I guess now you know why his friends look at you in a funny way because thanks to him they know all about your monkey business now

).

 

Guys think too much. (and most of the time it has nothing to do with girls and yet we tell you that we think about you 24/7)

.

 

Guys' fantasies are unlimited. (Girls act shocked when a guy shares with them his dirty fantasies but in truth they love it for they are far more dirty minded than a man can ever be)

 

Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! (women love this and sometimes they delibrately flirt with others just to tease the guy more, they just love attention that’s all).

 

When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. ( Guys love challenges in courtship and the more you turn his advances down the harder he will try but you have to be careful not to put him off completely)

 

 

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't mature and grow up. (Alpha, sorry bruv )

 

Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed *****cats with their women. (NGONGE, what were you saying?)

 

Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. (Ask Nuune, he’ll tell you that if a girl says NO, she means Hell YES).

 

When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. (My seaman uncle used to tell me that man should always be proud of his manliness as women prefer confident man to shallow but good looking one! be a man and look the part, the so-called metrosexual term is invented by gays, show me a woman that doesn’t appreciate a man who isn’t afraid to show his masculinity)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

I got that men and women version of your list few years ago in my mail there is alot of truth in it. I like how you put your opionion behind every fact.

[Jacaylbaro]

"Anuptaphobia" is the fear of staying single . .

[BOB]

Bluelicious;808207 wrote:

I got that men and women version of your list few years ago in my mail there is alot of truth in it. I like how you put your opionion behind every fact.

ONLY alot or is it all of it true? Share some more alstublieft and enlighten us even more.

 

 

 

 

PS. JB stop looking at me, I haven't got Anuptaphobia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[BOB]

A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[BOB]

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. (I promise you I did not make this up).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[BOB]

Canada is an Indian word meaning Big Village. (I wonder if Somalina, Kool-Kat, Aaliyah and MMA know of this)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[BOB]

There are more chickens than people in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Jacaylbaro]

Abraham Lincoln's grandfather was also named Abraham Lincoln. He was also shot and killed

[Jacaylbaro]

Dolphins have been witnessed torturing porpoises to death for pure fun.

[wyre]

Hippo milk is pink.

 

The human brain has the capacity to store everything that you experience.

 

There is a poisonous plant that leaves the victim with a smile on their face at the time of death

 

In the US, there's quite a few cities called Gaylord

 

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

 

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death.

 

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny

 

Dell Computers was started by a 19 year old with only $1,000.

 

Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice:D

[Bluelicious]

BOB;808243 wrote:

ONLY alot or is it all of it true? Share some more alstublieft and enlighten us even more.

 

 

 

 

PS. JB stop looking at me, I haven't got Anuptaphobia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

Ok ok I know it's all true. Lol at alstublieft, is goed BOB I will put up the complete list for the men and women

 

99 things about guys:

 

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

 

2. Guys hate flirts.

 

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

 

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

 

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

 

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

 

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

 

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

 

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

 

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

 

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

 

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

 

13. Guys cry!!!

 

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

 

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much

 

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

 

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

 

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is

far from what you are thinking.

 

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

 

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

 

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually

saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

 

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".

 

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

 

24. Guys hate ***s!

 

25. Guys love their moms.

 

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

 

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

 

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

 

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

 

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

 

31. Like Eve, girls are guys »weaknesses.

 

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

 

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

 

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

 

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

 

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

 

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your

boyfriend.

 

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

 

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

 

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

 

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

 

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

 

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

 

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

 

45. Guys think too much.

 

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

 

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

 

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

 

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

 

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or

more.

 

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

 

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't

be matured and grow up.

 

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt

themselves physically.

 

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

 

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamedcats with their girlfriends.

 

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

 

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

 

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me".

 

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

 

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

 

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

 

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

 

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

 

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

 

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

 

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

 

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and

make-ups.

 

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

 

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

 

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

 

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

 

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

 

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

 

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

 

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

 

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

 

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

 

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

 

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their s**** are unlike girls.

 

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

 

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

 

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

 

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

 

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

 

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

 

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.

 

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

 

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

 

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous

whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

 

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

 

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

 

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

 

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

 

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

 

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

 

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

 

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

 

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

 

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.