Jacaylbaro Posted February 20, 2012 A priest kept chicken at his church, one evening one of the cocks went missing. In the next mass the priest asked, "who has a cock ? plz stand up" .. All the men stood up. "Ooh I meant who has seen a cock?" ... All the women got up . . "No no no who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" ... Half the women got up. "For God's sake who has seen my cock?" ... All the choir girls & nuns got up .......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted February 20, 2012 Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted February 20, 2012 another one!! lol Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide? A: He got the gas bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 20, 2012 looooooool@at least one way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
