Gather Around Children, Its Question Time.

[BOB]

1- When you go into a hotel you always see Reception,why do you never see ception?

 

2- If you are not tired how can you be retired?

 

3- Why do people think british safety standards are so good when Titanic was made to british safety standards?

 

4- If your wife left you for another woman,should you hold the door open for both of them?

 

5- Are cows always in fashion because they are always wearing leather?

 

6- What exactly is "midair",is there some other part of air besides the "mid' part?

 

7- Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home,where else are we supposed to try it?at school or at work or at the public bathrooms?

 

8- Is the real purpose of the Olympics just to let us know about all the countries in the world that we have never heard about before?

 

9- Does it take two half-sales to make a Wholesaler?

 

10- If a comedian does a gig at an old peoples's home,how does he know if he is any good? after all they just piss on themselves anyway.

 

11- If Mike Tyson bit his wife's ear when he is making Love to her,would it be a foul play or a sacrament?

 

12- If Maxwell House coffee is good to the last drop,then what is wrong with the last drop?

 

13- When a female lawyer loses her briefs,is she a solicitor?

 

14- Just what was it on the other side of the road that made the Chicken want to cross it?

 

15- If the pen is mightier than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand words then how dangerous is a Fax?

 

16- If Madness takes it is Toll,do you need an exact change?

 

17- What is the difference between retired and unemployed?

 

18- If you call the Paper to put an Ad in,should you not tell them about it because it is Classified?

 

19- At the Movies,why is it that during all Police investigations it is neccessary to visit a strip joint atleast Once?

 

20- Would living in a Nudist colony take all the fun out of Halloween?

 

21- Is the best way to keep death off of the roads to drive on the pavements?

 

22- If people who shun meat are Vegeterians,are Cannibals then considered to be Humanitarians?

 

23- If i save the Whales,where do i keep them?

 

24- Why is it that when you have less food, you always get more craving?

 

25- Why should we ever pay attention to what the bloody critics say?after all,have any statues ever been erected to honour a bloody critic?

 

27- If the Internet is the information superhighway then where are the patrol cars?

 

28- if you wore two pairs of 3-D glasses at the same time would you be able to see in 6-D?

 

29- Why do you always get a shock when you see somebody you know on TV?

 

30- If a journey of hundred miles starts with one step,does a journey of 50 miles start with a half step?

 

31- Did man invent languages to satisfy his deep need to complain?

 

32- Why do all the perfect drivers always seem to be in the backseat?

 

33- Why do we always ask "is life worth living"? why don't we ever ask "is death worth dying"?

 

34- Why do people who know the least always shout the loudest?

 

35- Why is it that most women's problems start with Men?MENestration,MENopause and MENtal anguish?

 

36- Why do people say "It is Dog eat Dog World"? Dogs do not eat other Dogs but Humans eat other Humans.

 

37- When they say time flies,where does it fly to?

 

38- Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

 

39- Is Vibration a motion that cannot decide to make up it is mind which way it wants to go?

 

40- If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

 

41- If life is a big joke,why couldn't my Somali people get it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.