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Ethiopians come and go, we are with how to kick their butts, this British thing is different. They want to control the country for years to come, they have their own interest.

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NGONGE;783841 wrote:
Pressure, British style. They know their Somalis.
:D

Better yet they know reer waqooyiga, they sent them with the lowest ranking official they could find and they know they can still convince them to come to SOMALIA'S meeting even though they are supposed to be the most unwilling entity to come :D

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Zack-It's hard to control Somalis. They are rowdy and there will always be spoilers. I hate to say but sometimes I think Somalis only understand and respect brute force.

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NGONGE   

Che, the guru knows the name of the game here. I can actually picture the scene he's probably seeing in his head right now:

 

Location: Madaxtooyada SL

 

Time: Early afternoon

 

President Siilaanyo is having his afternoon tea and watching HCTV on his 50" TV screen.

 

Siilaanyo: Warya, adiga..haa adiga..kaalay

 

Cleaner: Ma aniga? Hee madaxwyene!

 

Siilaanyo: HCTV miyanaan anigu mamnoocin? Who allowed them to broadcast again?

 

Cleaner: Eeen..eeen..

 

Siilaanyo: Who are you? Why are you talking with me about state matters? Go out and call someone important. NOW!

 

The official spokesperson skips hurridly into the room and and tries to breath and talk at the same time.

 

Spokesperson: Mr president. Hague is in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Yaa? Maxaad tedhi?

 

Spokesperson: Hague ees in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Hadaad barnaamijka Kaasmaal ka qayb gali laheed, adigu meelna maad gaari laheen. Hahaha,,Hague is in Somalia! War Hague is in Holland. Geography waxba kama taaqanid, adeer.

 

Spokesperson: Maya, madaxwyne, Hague-a aad mooday maaha, kano waa kii ingreeska!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma William? William saaxiib baanu nahay. Barigii aan London joogay shaah baan la cabi jiray. Anigu shaah bila sonkor baan cabi jiray, isna wuxu jeclaa koobka yar latte la yidhaahdo. Waliga latte ma cabtay?

 

Spokesperson: Maya maan cabin, madaxwyne.

 

Siilaanyo: Markaan ingreeska tago, anaa flaas dhan ku keeni doona.

 

Spokesperson: William Hague is in Somalia.

 

Siilaanyo: William Hague?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Somalia ayuu tegay?

 

Spokesperson: Wuu ba jooga!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma xaga Sheikh Sharif?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Pass me the phone. Err..in fact, get me the British ambassador to Ethiopia on the phone. HURRY!

 

Siilaanyo: Hello. Hello (puts hands on the reciever and asks the spokesperson "horta magcee? ma John ba?")

 

British Ambassador: Hello!

 

Siilaanyo: Give me the ambassador.

 

BA: I am the ambassador, Mr Siilanyo.

 

Siilaanyo: Oh hello, Mr Greg. How are you? Are you getting used to Addis? I don't like it. Not good for my breathing. Big tummy, you see. Heheheh.

 

BA: Yes. It's ok. I'm getting used to it. I can see what you mean about the air. It's the high altitude and all that.

 

Siilaanyo: WHY IS WILLIAM in Somalia?

 

BA: Pardon?

 

Siilaanyo: William is in the Somali capital. WHY?

 

BA: I understand it is to do with preperation for the upcoming London Conference.

 

Siilaanyo: Is he coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I am afriad I am not privy to such information. Besides, did you not give us the impression that you will not be coming to London?

 

Siilaanyo: If I give you the impression that I may come to London, will William come to Somaliland?

 

BA: Well, it would have to be something a tad more concrete than a mere impression, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: We are the friends of the British, why is the FM visiting the friends of the Italians?

 

BA: We value SL's friendship, however, we reserve the right to visit anyone we choose.

 

Siilaanyo: So William is not coming to SL? Does David agree with this?

 

BA: The two are of the same opinion when it comes to Somali affairs.

 

Siilaanyo: What about Somaliland affairs?

 

BA: Somali in general, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: So, William is not coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I didn't say that.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Ok. Tell him we will attend the London Conference as long as he visits Somaliland and stays here a day longer than he did in Muqadishu!

 

BA: I'll see what I can do.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Phone me back and update me on things please.

 

BA: Will do. Good afternoon, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: Good afternoon. Err..aaah..ooh..don't hang up. WAIT!

 

BA: Yes, Mr president. Is there something else?

 

Siilaanyo: Is William going to visit Puntland?.......

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NGONGE;783879 wrote:
Che, the guru knows the name of the game here. I can actually picture the scene he's probably seeing in his head right now:

 

Location: Madaxtooyada SL

 

Time: Early afternoon

 

President Siilaanyo is having his afternoon tea and watching HCTV on his 50" TV screen.

 

Siilaanyo: Warya, adiga..haa adiga..kaalay

 

Cleaner: Ma aniga? Hee madaxwyene!

 

Siilaanyo: HCTV miyanaan anigu mamnoocin? Who allowed them to broadcast again?

 

Cleaner: Eeen..eeen..

 

Siilaanyo: Who are you? Why are you talking with me about state matters? Go out and call someone important. NOW!

 

The official spokesperson skips hurridly into the room and and tries to breath and talk at the same time.

 

Spokesperson: Mr president. Hague is in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Yaa? Maxaad tedhi?

 

Spokesperson: Hague ees in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Hadaad barnaamijka Kaasmaal ka qayb gali laheed, adigu meelna maad gaari laheen. Hahaha,,Hague is in Somalia! War Hague is in Holland. Geography waxba kama taaqanid, adeer.

 

Spokesperson: Maya, madaxwyne, Hague-a aad mooday maaha, kano waa kii ingreeska!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma William? William saaxiib baanu nahay. Barigii aan London joogay shaah baan la cabi jiray. Anigu shaah bila sonkor baan cabi jiray, isna wuxu jeclaa koobka yar latte la yidhaahdo. Waliga latte ma cabtay?

 

Spokesperson: Maya maan cabin, madaxwyne.

 

Siilaanyo: Markaan ingreeska tago, anaa flaas dhan ku keeni doona.

 

Spokesperson: William Hague is in Somalia.

 

Siilaanyo: William Hague?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Somalia ayuu tegay?

 

Spokesperson: Wuu ba jooga!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma xaga Sheikh Sharif?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Pass me the phone. Err..in fact, get me the British ambassador to Ethiopia on the phone. HURRY!

 

Siilaanyo: Hello. Hello (puts hands on the reciever and asks the spokesperson "horta magcee? ma John ba?")

 

British Ambassador: Hello!

 

Siilaanyo: Give me the ambassador.

 

BA: I am the ambassador, Mr Siilanyo.

 

Siilaanyo: Oh hello, Mr Greg. How are you? Are you getting used to Addis? I don't like it. Not good for my breathing. Big tummy, you see. Heheheh.

 

BA: Yes. It's ok. I'm getting used to it. I can see what you mean about the air. It's the high altitude and all that.

 

Siilaanyo: WHY IS WILLIAM in Somalia?

 

BA: Pardon?

 

Siilaanyo: William is in the Somali capital. WHY?

 

BA: I understand it is to do with preperation for the upcoming London Conference.

 

Siilaanyo: Is he coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I am afriad I am not privy to such information. Besides, did you not give us the impression that you will not be coming to London?

 

Siilaanyo: If I give you the impression that I may come to London, will William come to Somaliland?

 

BA: Well, it would have to be something a tad more concrete than a mere impression, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: We are the friends of the British, why is the FM visiting the friends of the Italians?

 

BA: We value SL's friendship, however, we reserve the right to visit anyone we choose.

 

Siilaanyo: So William is not coming to SL? Does David agree with this?

 

BA: The two are of the same opinion when it comes to Somali affairs.

 

Siilaanyo: What about Somaliland affairs?

 

BA: Somali in general, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: So, William is not coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I didn't say that.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Ok. Tell him we will attend the London Conference as long as he visits Somaliland and stays here a day longer than he did in Muqadishu!

 

BA: I'll see what I can do.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Phone me back and update me on things please.

 

BA: Will do. Good afternoon, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: Good afternoon. Err..aaah..ooh..don't hang up. WAIT!

 

BA: Yes, Mr president. Is there something else?

 

Siilaanyo: Is William going to visit Puntland?.......

Priceless sxb:D

 

Now, what about your Imam? Mind you, yesterday the Imam wasn't to receive the British Minister that visited Garowe.

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NGONGE;783879 wrote:
Che, the guru knows the name of the game here. I can actually picture the scene he's probably seeing in his head right now:

 

Location: Madaxtooyada SL

 

Time: Early afternoon

 

President Siilaanyo is having his afternoon tea and watching HCTV on his 50" TV screen.

 

Siilaanyo: Warya, adiga..haa adiga..kaalay

 

Cleaner: Ma aniga? Hee madaxwyene!

 

Siilaanyo: HCTV miyanaan anigu mamnoocin? Who allowed them to broadcast again?

 

Cleaner: Eeen..eeen..

 

Siilaanyo: Who are you? Why are you talking with me about state matters? Go out and call someone important. NOW!

 

The official spokesperson skips hurridly into the room and and tries to breath and talk at the same time.

 

Spokesperson: Mr president. Hague is in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Yaa? Maxaad tedhi?

 

Spokesperson: Hague ees in Somalia!

 

Siilaanyo: Hadaad barnaamijka Kaasmaal ka qayb gali laheed, adigu meelna maad gaari laheen. Hahaha,,Hague is in Somalia! War Hague is in Holland. Geography waxba kama taaqanid, adeer.

 

Spokesperson: Maya, madaxwyne, Hague-a aad mooday maaha, kano waa kii ingreeska!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma William? William saaxiib baanu nahay. Barigii aan London joogay shaah baan la cabi jiray. Anigu shaah bila sonkor baan cabi jiray, isna wuxu jeclaa koobka yar latte la yidhaahdo. Waliga latte ma cabtay?

 

Spokesperson: Maya maan cabin, madaxwyne.

 

Siilaanyo: Markaan ingreeska tago, anaa flaas dhan ku keeni doona.

 

Spokesperson: William Hague is in Somalia.

 

Siilaanyo: William Hague?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Somalia ayuu tegay?

 

Spokesperson: Wuu ba jooga!

 

Siilaanyo: Ma xaga Sheikh Sharif?

 

Spokesperson: Haaa

 

Siilaanyo: Pass me the phone. Err..in fact, get me the British ambassador to Ethiopia on the phone. HURRY!

 

Siilaanyo: Hello. Hello (puts hands on the reciever and asks the spokesperson "horta magcee? ma John ba?")

 

British Ambassador: Hello!

 

Siilaanyo: Give me the ambassador.

 

BA: I am the ambassador, Mr Siilanyo.

 

Siilaanyo: Oh hello, Mr Greg. How are you? Are you getting used to Addis? I don't like it. Not good for my breathing. Big tummy, you see. Heheheh.

 

BA: Yes. It's ok. I'm getting used to it. I can see what you mean about the air. It's the high altitude and all that.

 

Siilaanyo: WHY IS WILLIAM in Somalia?

 

BA: Pardon?

 

Siilaanyo: William is in the Somali capital. WHY?

 

BA: I understand it is to do with preperation for the upcoming London Conference.

 

Siilaanyo: Is he coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I am afriad I am not privy to such information. Besides, did you not give us the impression that you will not be coming to London?

 

Siilaanyo: If I give you the impression that I may come to London, will William come to Somaliland?

 

BA: Well, it would have to be something a tad more concrete than a mere impression, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: We are the friends of the British, why is the FM visiting the friends of the Italians?

 

BA: We value SL's friendship, however, we reserve the right to visit anyone we choose.

 

Siilaanyo: So William is not coming to SL? Does David agree with this?

 

BA: The two are of the same opinion when it comes to Somali affairs.

 

Siilaanyo: What about Somaliland affairs?

 

BA: Somali in general, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: So, William is not coming to Somaliland?

 

BA: I didn't say that.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Ok. Tell him we will attend the London Conference as long as he visits Somaliland and stays here a day longer than he did in Muqadishu!

 

BA: I'll see what I can do.

 

Siilaanyo: Ok. Phone me back and update me on things please.

 

BA: Will do. Good afternoon, Mr president.

 

Siilaanyo: Good afternoon. Err..aaah..ooh..don't hang up. WAIT!

 

BA: Yes, Mr president. Is there something else?

 

Siilaanyo: Is William going to visit Puntland?.......

LOOOOOOOL

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Mr Hague introduces newly appointed British ambassador, Matt Baugh, right, to Somalia president Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed, second left. Mr Baugh is Britain's first ambassador to the country in 21 years

 

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NGONGE   

The Zack;783905 wrote:
We need new dervishes.

They're not likely to send soldiers. Their influence (if any at all) is likely to remain diplomatic. Ma Somali bay wax ka qadaan karaan dee?

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