Jacaylbaro Posted February 1, 2012 Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water just like Dettol).... ... Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.... ...Sadly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss told his wife what he observed. "Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pasties?". Ikemefuna :No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? " Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen & then ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss!". "Yes, Ikem" his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife interrupted, "that’s not true. It’s a lie without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who be Junior's real papa? Me or the Boss?" Madam: ( rushed out of the kitchen.) "This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't understand anything " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
