Jacaylbaro Posted December 21, 2011 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted December 21, 2011 lmao i hear this one before. Man teh guy is rudeee! salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted January 11, 2012 maxa dhace..mid uun bey xural-ceyn uu tahay..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
