Maxay Kula Tahay!

[NGONGE]

He said: Did you see what’s happening with the Arabs?

 

I said: Yes, it’s quite a revolution.

 

He said: it’s crazy.

 

I said: They had no choice. It’s all to do with those oppressive dictators and how they ruined those countries....

 

 

 

His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance as I carried on rambling.

 

 

 

 

A minute later.....

 

 

He said: This world recession is not going away.

 

I said: What?

 

He said: The recession, it’s been three years now and it’s not improving.

 

I said: Yes. Seems to take place in slow motion and every time we think it stopped it starts with a new country. Ireland, Iceland, Greece, etc.

 

 

His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance again, as I carried on rambling about Adam Smith, economic theory and capitalism.

 

 

 

He said: Kenya & Ethiopia have invaded Somalia!

 

I said: Yeah, I heard. Sad news but it’ll probably help get rid of Al Shabab.

 

He said: No real fighting has taken place yet.

 

I said: Yes, I know. That makes no sense.

 

His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance again, as I sat quietly waiting for him to speak.

 

 

 

He said: They started a football tournament in Somaliland.

 

I was tired of these pointless conversations and knew that this new one will end like all the others. So, I decided to kill it from the start and said:

 

Really, what is it about and what are your thoughts on it?

 

 

He said: It’s a tournament that involves all the SL regions and they are divided into two groups and this is the first time such a tournament takes place in the country since 19 something or other and level of play is of premier league standards, etc, etc, etc..

 

 

If only I asked "maxay kula tahay" from the start.

[Complicated]

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[Caano_Geel]

Was he Koonfurian?

[Tuujiye]

^^ No he was reer waqooyi... Ngonge sxb kan ookalena ( caano Geel) ma idinku jiraa sxb? qashin fooqul qashin....

 

 

Ngonge, adiga iyo ninkaas ka waalan ma kala sheegi kari.. Sidii baabuur (gaari) lawado oo kale ayuu marba marsho kuu gashay sheekada oo uu kuu badalay Ayaad adigana iska wadaa maskiin.... Next time Marduufka Jaadka ku dharbaax...

 

 

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!!

[NGONGE]

^^ Dee I thought I was being polite. Maxaan ka ogahay ninko in oo ii faano doonayay!

 

p.s.

Caano-Geel is xareef when it comes to maps and aerial pictures of Somali cities; anything else that he does or says ha ka qorin, saaxib.

[Jacaylbaro]

:D .... He was just bored and not creative enough to carry on a single converstion. I really feel for his wife/girlfriend ,,,

[Qandalawi]

The man was not bored but talented speaker, he just lacked a good listener and Ngonge was a disappointment, nuune ayaa halkaa kufiicnan lahaa with a camcorder, so to post here the clip.

 

Maxay kula tahay was not enough. You should have asked him the ancestral blood line of the Israelis and the Palestinians and why did Tiger wood had to take a beating from his wife. And, you should sit back and wait to get a full anthropological lecture mixed with why women beat their husbands.

[Alpha Blondy]

very snide behavior from NG. condescending too!

[Carafaat]

Alpha Blondy;763468 wrote:

very snide behavior from NG. condescending too!

Indeed Alpha, this kind of behaviour of Ngonge waa snobish. He should have just listened to the man from the beginning istead of answering every single question the man asked!

[NGONGE]

Alpha Blondy;763468 wrote:

very snide behavior from NG. condescending too!

Ma aniga? Hmm..waayahay, bal adigo siday kula tahay?

[N.O.R.F]

^ Nin hadal hayaad adna marwalba ka hor boodaysa