Jacaylbaro Posted November 30, 2011 Chinese translation for 69: twocanchew .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carafaat Posted November 30, 2011 69 Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as the GF tells him to do. They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous. The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted November 30, 2011 Loooooooool@ the boyfriend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted December 1, 2011 LOOOL at the chinese couple and 69. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carafaat Posted December 2, 2011 A young couple own and run a Chinese restaurant. One night after a busy day at work, the man snuggles up to his wife in bed and whispers in her ear, "Hey hon, how about a little sixty nine?" The woman sits bolt upright in bed, glares down at her husband, and says, "You want me to fix you chicken and broccoli at THIS time of night?!?" Read more: What does this joke mean? She said, "69? So you like beef and broccoli?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingofkings Posted December 2, 2011 :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingofkings Posted December 2, 2011 laughing at the old couple:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites