Aaliyyah Posted November 21, 2011 A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign says: "All the men here are tall and handsome. They are rich and perfectly built" The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted November 21, 2011 "All the men here have it long and thick" :eek: Loooooooooool true you can never please a woman. I have read this joke before but the story was a lil different describing the mens character and appearance. Do they mean what I think they mean or do I have a creative mind lol. We as women need to be more appreciative about the current guy you have in your life instead of looking if the grass is greener on the other side because the next person your looking at can either be better or worse then your previous one that's a risk your taking but this also applies to men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted November 21, 2011 Ooo my god I just realized I posted the wrong JOKE loool..sorry! bal let me edit it....sorry I was reading it this morning and then decided to google it..and copy pasted it without reading beyond the title (damn! I guess the joke has many versions loool).. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted November 21, 2011 Noooooooooo don't change it's fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted November 21, 2011 Blueee loooooool thank you for responding cuz I was about to leave....I feel relieved now that I edited. haye bal waan casho donanaya.. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted November 21, 2011 Do they mean what I think they mean or do I have a creative mind lol. We as women need to be more appreciative about the current guy you have in your life instead of looking if the grass is greener on the other side because the next person your looking at can either be better or worse then your previous one that's a risk your taking but this also applies to men. I guess they mean women always want something better and they are never happy with what they have. But, then again that is human nature to always want something better..and definitely the grass isnt always greener at the other end like u said..it is better to be content with what you have...and no one is perfect anyways. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted November 21, 2011 Bon apetite girl! Why did you edit there was nothing wrong with it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted November 22, 2011 lol blue ur weird..akh I am glad I deleted. Now do me a favor and delete some of ur initial post ..- ewwww... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted November 22, 2011 Ina-Jaad raadkisii baa meeshan ka muuqda. Tollow did he hacked Aaliyyah's account. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted November 22, 2011 lol showqi, no one hacked to my account. The two jokes were almost identical that I didn't see the slight difference. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted November 22, 2011 Aaliyyah;760536 wrote: lol blue ur weird..akh I am glad I deleted. Now do me a favor and delete some of ur initial post ..- ewwww... Oh no I can't change it anymore sorry Aaliyyah it won't allow me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
