Jacaylbaro Posted November 15, 2011 A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye. The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?” .. “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princesshafsa Posted November 15, 2011 gardaro badanaa asaga...weyku macaantahay:p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted November 15, 2011 :D:D,,,, Balaayo ayuu farihiisa ku doontay. Qofta ayada matante ma qabin miyaa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluelicious Posted November 15, 2011 Lol blame it on the pervert men for women reacting that way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knight of Wisdom Posted November 15, 2011 LMAO ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somalee Posted December 5, 2011 Looooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted January 6, 2012 An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted January 7, 2012 ^lol@atm in the lobby... I trust jacaylbaro to share weird jokes like that loool.. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Showqi Posted January 7, 2012 Aaliyyah, idaa JB baa i siinaya a Free course of how to be Faralagaqaad. koorsadaas markay ii dhamaatana ina-jaad ayaa iigu dari doona half Course ismiidaamis.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted January 10, 2012 showqi lool jacaylbaro iyo inajaad alle macalin kaagama dhigo ..ameen dheh salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites