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The Man with the Black Eyes

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A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

 

The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.

 

The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?” .. “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”. :D

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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

 

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby".

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Aaliyyah, idaa JB baa i siinaya a Free course of how to be Faralagaqaad.

koorsadaas markay ii dhamaatana ina-jaad ayaa iigu dari doona half Course ismiidaamis..:D

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