This man has what it takes to become President of SOMALIA and win.

[General Duke]

I'm still the special one, for sure. You want to try and succeed in your job like I have done in mine inside three years? You have no chance."

I propose we should all ask Jose Mourinho to become the President of Somalia. The man has all the qualities. He is a fighter, a winner, great staregist and does not give a shitt who he is facing.

 

Imagine the psychological damage this man would do to his enemies. would do to all his enemies. “Godane is nothing buts a cross dressing clown”, “Siilanyu is fat an old”, “Faroole bottled it in Galkacyu”.

He would put together a defensive team and win all competitions.

 

This is the type of leader Somalia needs today and not these little Fragles who prance around clueless while the people starve.

 

I nominate Jose Mourinho for President of Somalia.

[oba hiloowlow]

hehehehe

[Valenteenah.]

LoL...hey why not.

[Che -Guevara]

His childish tantrums are getting old.

[Mayaani]

Duke, markaan threadka arkey waxaan rabey inaan ku dhaho " War ninku waa qolama" but not this guy, he gripes a lot every time he looses a game so sorry we have lot of whiners.

[The Zack]

So we can lose to Shabaab 5:0 like he did when he played Barca couple of weeks ago or lose with 2:0 as he did yesterday to get (obviously) knocked out from the CL? No thanks!

[Axmed-InaJaad]

what would he do, throw kubad at al shabab?

 

still, he wud be better than abdullahi yusuf, thats for sure.

[General Duke]

Jose Mourinho was back with a bang today in his first press conference of the new season. Goal.com chronicles some of the juiciest sound bites of one of the most quotable men in football...

Jul 10, 2009 3:53:06 PM

 

Find the best odds and bet on Serie A. Ever since Jose Mourinho swaggered his way into the psyches of football fans and journalists alike with a 2004 Champions League win as manager of Porto, the self-anointed 'Special One' has made it his business to let the world know exactly what he is thinking.

 

His time at Chelsea was punctuated by diatribes against referees, Arsene Wenger and of course, old foe Sir Alex Ferguson. His often controversial, sometimes ill-advised, but always entertaining bons mots have continued at Inter.

 

This afternoon, Mourinho took part in his first press-conference of the new season for Inter, and it was certainly controversial, as he declared that Carlo Ancelotti was "not my friend", and labelled a question from a journalist as "gay".

 

Here are 10 of Jose Mourinho's best quotes from the past, as we re-publish a popular editorial from February...

 

[10]"I studied Italian five hours a day for many months to ensure I could communicate with the players, media and fans. [Claudio] Ranieri had been in England for five years and still struggled to say ‘good morning’ and ‘good afternoon.'

[General Duke]

"He has won a Super Cup, a small cup. He has never won a major trophy. Maybe he needs to change his mindset but he is too old to do it."

 

After the Juventus boss hinted at criticism of the coaching methods of Mourinho, Jose went on the offensive in the summer of 2008. He also estimated the former Chelsea manager's age to be 70 years old, with his tongue firmly in cheek.