Ismahaan Posted March 23, 2011 Welcome to Daalo Air line ! Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen.This is your captain maxaa iga galay>welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Daalo Air lines. We opologize for the four-days delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and the marqaan level of the pilot. This is flight 134 to hargeysa. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in somalia. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Daalo air lines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety stardards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is our great pleasure to announce that starting this year over 20% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy or load for you , on passenger request , we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and khat. Thank you for flying with us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bashiir Posted March 23, 2011 Classic flight. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somalina Posted March 24, 2011 Ismahaan who wrote this piece? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Zack Posted March 24, 2011 Somalina;704917 wrote: Ismahaan who wrote this piece? Here is the original version of this piece: Nigeria Airways Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." Enjoy Nigeria Airways Source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted March 24, 2011 lol! dallo airlines is not bad. it doesnt have seat belts but offers some amazing scenery! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahaan Posted March 24, 2011 @somalina sweetie awal anaa credit ka dhan rabey in aan sheegto balse JB oo aan waxba ka fakaneen baa jooga. @jb adi jooji fashilaada boowe. One arline may be safer than another but nothing is totally safe. Daalo air line laakiin markaa raacdi waliba tan from djubuti to somalia aakhiro baad soo xasuusan . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted March 24, 2011 LOL @four day delay! Ar Afrikaanaa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 25, 2011 looooooooooooooool@Ismahaan ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I know Daallo waa suicidal flight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahaan Posted March 25, 2011 JB been maad sheegin, horta biyihii kululaa oo aay dadka kula dhex wareegi jireen ma joojiyeen?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 26, 2011 :D .... ma iyagaa wax kele haya dee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahaan Posted March 26, 2011 Jacaylbaro;705546 wrote: :D .... ma iyagaa wax kele haya dee I thought so!!:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
