Fedex letter from Satan

[Libaax-Sankataabte]

 

 

DEAR BELIEVERS, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores..You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night..You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what God made out of dirty clay and told us to bow it..How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am made from fire. "I" am more superior then you. "I" don't make mistakes. Whatever "I" do, is right. I am only using you to prove God is wrong.

 

He kicked me out of Heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better then you fools, in every sense. My life (my

last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time God has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell.

 

You see, Fools, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven't yielded your life to me and don't forget that I made a promise to God that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice.

I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and how He has made a mistake by choosing you over me.

With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends,

stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults

and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up!

Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really hot plans for us.

 

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance

to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That's the best you and I can give to your children.

 

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.

 

If you don't get smart, you wouldn't run somewhere, confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit

ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ...

and I won't go to Hell alone!

 

Always waiting for you,

 

your sincere friend, Satan

 

P.S. And if you really love me, you won't reply to this post cursing me! "