The Zack Posted March 1, 2011 JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news. "She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007, she encountered a few people who had already converted," Mr Brinkham said. By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank. Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: "I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a '***' and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised." Hollywood Jihad Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills. "Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I'm not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I'm going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone," an excited Paris Hilton said. Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to 'Tahirah' which means 'Pure, chaste' in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities. Source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted March 1, 2011 ^^^ Waraa see waxaan loo aaminaa aragti ka sokoow? Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted March 1, 2011 Paris Hilton Converts to Buddhism LOS ANGELES - USA - Former socialite, Paris Hilton has now decided to convert to Buddhism, after sensationally converting to Islam last week, her press officer, Ian Brinkham has revealed. "What can we say, Paris thought she was into that other religion last week but she gets bored all too easily. Besides, the praying five times a day thing with fasting was really getting on her tits. She likes to dress in fetish gear daily as well, and underneath her Burqa it was getting way too stinky," Mr Brinkham revealed. What was tipped as a major turning point in Islamic Western relations has now turned into a farce of epic proportions with even President Obama getting involved. "I keep getting Middle Eastern leaders phoning me on the hotline praising Paris Hilton for her conversion to Islam. I then try to explain to them who Paris Hilton is, but they don't get it," a frustrated Barack Obama relayed through his press office. The former porn model and ex-heiress, who has slept with a reputed 12,000 people so far, seems to be finally reaching enlightenment and celebrated her spiritual journey yesterday by splashing out on a pair of $8,000 shoes. She met former felon, Bodhidharma Mahatma Ibn Himar during the same retail therapy session at the famous Rodeo Drive shopping area in Beverly Hills and was convinced to join his Buddhist sect. "I think this time this is the right religion for her. Although I have to say she has been through about 23 religions and cults this year alone," her sister, Nicky Hilton told TMZ. Paris' latest boyfriend, Brad Mullet, opined: "Paris tried Islam for a week. Now she's being mentored by a Buddhist monk and I guess two weeks from now she might try something else." Source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somalina Posted March 1, 2011 Great news Zack! err ehm! I meant bad news Zack! @ Jacpher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted March 1, 2011 Bajaq Buufis heeyo aa ladhahay, hoostaa laga wareershay...... qoftaan dadka serious uqaato aanba la yaabanahay.... Somalina, Great news maashee? jacpher aaba ka daree... Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted March 1, 2011 Ma ka heshay I got it at the same source as Zack. Daily Squib ma UK version of the Onion baa? Waxaa iiga daran Ku Klux Klan endorse Obama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted March 1, 2011 She's to be killed, maxaa yeelay wey riddowday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
