Nur Posted September 3, 2004 Nomads If you are a science fiction afficionado, I believe that you are going to enjoy this series of episodes I wrote to influence the content of Somalinet few years ago, the reviews were great and the feedback I got encouraged me to write up to four episodes, the first one was said to be funny, but I leave it for you to judge, the subliminal message was speading peace on earth and Islam. Nur. Planet Somalinet Space Ship Dhoodaan's Qabaal Characters: Guure: Mission Specialist Xiddigow: Intergallactic Location Mapper Shankarroon: Manned Unit Lander pilot ( or in her case womanned Unit Lander) Nur: On Board Businessman. Nur: Assalamu Calaykum Xiiddigow, where are we? Xiddigow: What reference frame are you interested in, and what domain? Nur: Just give me the spherical coordinates time domain calculation with respect to M2308 Cluster Xiddigow: We are fast approaching the M2308 radially, we should be there in three ITU (Intergalactic Time units.) Nur: Mr. Guure are you there? Xiddigow is telling me that we should be landing very soon on the edge of the cluster, is the space hub well suited for landing? Guure: Let me make contact with Shankarroon, I will be back Guure: Shankarroon, This is the Dhoodaan's Qabaal Mission Specialist, do you copy? Shankarron: Yes sir, I have just managed to land on a strange world called WWW Guure: I will connect Mr. Nur, he has few questions for you, hang on if you do not mind Shankarroon: Go ahead, I am copying. Nur: Hi Shankarroon, what is the WWW? Shankarroon: It is the Wide World of Wareer and Waalli Nur: What is the local date in that world? Shankarroon: The hegira is 1419 and the Gregorian is 2000 Nur: How safe is it, can I land there, I have a mission to deliver some NURTEL products , but I am afraid the locals may not understand my mission. When I am done I want to add another W, Wide World of Wanaag. Shankarroon: The Web as they call it over here is a one stop shop of anything imaginable, the decency standards are the lowest a human can bare, even some sites are worst than animals, some sites are great for their learning opportunities, some for the business and innocent entertainment, but they are all mixed up. Let me zoom in a bit with my MUL ( Manned Unit Lander), right now I can see a small planet named Planet Somalinet. Nur: That is the right planet, more info please, Shankarroon: There is a Islam landing site, would you like to land there? Nur: Yes indeed, I am fixing to land, do you see any creatures? Shankarroon: I see a creature called MAD MAC he has logged over a thousand messages. Nur: Is he really Mad? Shankarroon: Not really, he sells a product called ( LHNP) Life Has No Purpose, and amazingly, he has customers. Nur: You mean if I open shop next door to him with my Nurtel business I can command a respectable market share? Shankarroon: That is the report I am getting from our virtual data analyzer, but you have to be patient, creatures on this site are wild, ever since you flew to space with your Dhoodaan Qabaal spaceship in 1969 to match the Apollo 11 Moon landing feat for Somali Peoples Pride, Somalia as you have known it, has disintegrated to tribal factions when a tribal based civil war broke out, now the inhabitants of this virtual planet who are the remnants and the second generation of the Dhoodaan Qabaal Pilots, are very wild, so better be careful, the first thing they will ask you will be your Qabiil, so be careful in your answers. Nur: I have two tribes from each side of my parents, eight from my grandparents and my origins get complicated geometrically after that, which one should I tell them? Shankarroon: Tell them at least your lineage of the three main warring clans, let them guess the sequence, which one you are, some really sick creatures on this site will accuse you of being one clan, so ignore them, times have changed, these creatures ( SBS)Somalibigotsaurs, are roaming the site and have grown so big they have scared all other decent life forms, your products initially may not have customers, but if you stick to your guns you have a great chance, but again, you have a big job ahead of you. Nur: How about the moral standard of these creatures? Shankarroon: The lowest, their language is mostly four letters, associated with the procreation anatomy. Nur: I am ready to land, Shankarroon, this will be exciting. Shankarroon: May Allah Bless you Nur Nur: one last question sister, why did your parents name you Shankarroon? Shankarroon: I was the only girl in the family, and to my parents, I was the kindest I enjoy helping my parents and I dedicated my life to make them happy, ( Baarriyad baan ahay) as a result my life is success after success, by the way , my birth name was Shuun. Nur: that name can confuse some Somalibigotsaurs, talk to you later sis. The space journey will continue with episode 2, do not miss. NURTEL Communications Powering your imagination Dhoodaan's Qabaal Space Mission continued. Nur: Shankarroon, this place is horrible, there is very little intelligent life on this forum, beam me up, would you. Shankarroon: Sorry Nur, the orbiter will not come around for another 3 years, till March 25 2003. Nur: No, No, I can't stand this nonsense for another three years, do something Shankarroon. Shankarroon: My Husband, the Mission Specialist aboard Dhoodaan Orbiter is on line. Nur: Captain Guure, You should've told me this before I landed, it was not my idea to test the water with both feet. Captain Guure: Calm down, Nur , you are on a noble mission, your products are superior and the rewards are unlimited. You are selling tolerance, kindness to parents, peace and belief in Allah, be firm. Nur: Captain Guure, you have a point, but it looks like I will compromise my self esteem being here. Captain Guure: Think with the end in mind, obstacles are only increasing your reward. What you have is a gift, you must share it. Nur: You mean everything Allah provided me with has a purpose? Captain Guure: Yes, they are called FADL, and you either use it for a credit or loose it altogether, so it is wise to protect the goodness you value with gratefulness, appreciation and sharing, Allah will even give you more of what you value like a firm belief (iimaan) and the Love of Allah. Nur: That is correct Captain, Allah says " And seek the next life with all things Allah has given you", you really make sense Captain, mahadsanid. Xiddigow: Captain, we are fast approaching a dense dust cloud, change the course toward constellation Massagowaa. Captain Guure: My coordinates show we are heading toward the Bur Ciideed and Riig Oomane Quasars with a relativistic speed of 64000 nautical miles per hour. Xiddigow: That is the navigation course heading toward the dust cloud, a 28 Mile radius cloud. Nur: How is that going to affect your return date guys? this planet is scary. Captain Guure: Non whatsoever relative to your coordinates. Nur: Where is Shankarroon? Shankarron: I am programming the navigation system with the new parameters, what can I do for you Nur? Nur: Please make Ducaa for me sister, I see you as a devout person. Shankarroon: You bet, my Husband, Captain Guure and I , will always make Ducaa for you Captain Guure: Now that you have accepted to stay behind three years, I ha ve some good news. Nur: What is it Captain? Captain Guure: We are experimenting with a new time capsule, if you want to try it, it will take you back in time to early Mecca circa sixth century, would you like to try it? Nur: Definitely, I can't wait, I cant' wait to see the beloved Saxaabah, I have only seen them in my dreams. Captain Guure: Please wait our signaling for the next three days, you will be picked up by the time capsule and You can still communicate with your present WWW World and Somalinet Planet via special Trans-time hook up, so you can relay your experiences back and forth to the new world and vice versa, see you in 72 hours. Nuur: Maca Salaama Captain. End of episode 2 The Dhoodaan Qabaal Space Odyssey will continue NURTEL Communications Extending Your Imagination Episode 3 Dhoodaan,s Qabaal Spaceship Odyssey contiued.... Captain Guure: Nur, The Capsule is dispatched, do you see it? Nur: yes Captain, I see a hovercraft suspended halfway between Mijiyahan and Garasbaalley. Captain Guure: that is the craft, use your wrist controller to communicate. Nur: How Captain Guure: Find the attached file on your wrist contrller, follow the directions Nur: Thanks Captain, I am comminicating, and the craft is responding. Captain Guure: I will leave Xiddigow to guide you for setting up the navigation parameters. Xiddigow: Hello Nur, I am here to help you operate the Time Capsule, let me know of your parameters. Nur: I am sending a coded signal encripted with a time domain equation and its boundary conditions, describing my instantaneous parameters relative to a mutual common reference frame, do you copy? Xiddigow: Thanks I got it, resend the signal again, , my analyzer rejects Garasbaalley as a valid data point. Nur: I am resending it, but with the closest data point in the data base, please check, will it accept Calayaale? Xiddigow: That is good , the analyzer is alerting me that there is strong radiation signals emanating form Mijiiyahan near Bossaaso, do you have an explanation for that glitch. Nur: Yes Sir, Mijiyahan Town is on top of large Uranium deposit, is it interfering with the signaling? Xiddigow: it was for a second, But I've just compensated it with a dummy function, it should work now, InshaAllah. Nur: The Time Capsule has arrived, within 50 meters, that is impressive, now I am well placed in the capsule, I have pretty much followed the instructions and everything checked out green, meaning ready for Time flight, do you copy? Xiddigow: You destination time ? Nur: Let us try the year 577 AD Xiddigow: What is so special about that date? Nur: I want to join the Migration of the prophet SAWS from Makka to Madina, I know Traveling with the prophet is not an easy trip for the common man, but I love the prophet SAWS, I want to hug him, and cry, then relay back to the Planet Somalinet the prophets advice and message. Xiddigow: You are right, That is dangerous, but it is your choice pal, are you prepared accompanying him in his Hegira trip, according to our records, there is only one man who braved this trip, and zooming on the year 577 year, they are now both holed up in a cave called Hiraa waiting for a guide to show them the road to Yathrib. Xiddigow: I am sending the code, make sure that you are very careful in keying in the numbers right, the system has zero error tolerance margin, it will execute the command and I have no authority in resetting the parameters, so be very careful. Nur: Bismillaah, I have just completed the keying in of the parameters, and have recheked it twice, I am ready to fly. Xiddigow: Tawakkal calaAlaah, Nur Nur: Back to you I have taken off, 8f6gf9nbf87f-0-gfn m76 fjfds5es dfo8. 5964yhd95 %4 9 8784unnkf 947 ( Code for " Subxaanaladee Sakhara lanaa haadihi wa ma kunnaa lahu bi muqriniin" " Allahummma innaa nasaluka fii safarinaa haadaa, al birraa wat taqwaa, wa minal camali maa tardaa, Allahumma hawin caleynaa safaranaa haadaa wa adwi canna bucdah, Allahumma anta as Saaxibu fis safar wal khaliifatu fil ahl, Allahumma innaa nacuudu bika min wacthaa i safar, w ka'aabatil mandhar, wa suu'ul munqalab fil maali wal ahl" Time traveller Nur is now traveling through time, he is heading toward the year 577, the year of the flight of Prophet Muhammad SAWS from Makka to madina. Please join us in his maiden arrival in Yathrib, circa 577, given the Time Capsule works well and the crew in Dhoodaan's Qabaal Spaceship mointor the time travel path relaying back to the Wide World of Wanaag and the Planet Somalinet details of Nur's jouney. Don' go away, we will be right back inshAllah. End of Episode 3 , to continue. 2003 NURTEL Communications Propelling you forward to Wanaag World Episode 4 Dhoodan's Qabaal Spaceship Jouney Coninued Nur is in the time capsule, he has landed in a non familiar site and unexpected time slot in history according to his instruments, Nur is very worried, peeking out of the window, all the Time traveler businessman sees is lush green landscape contrary to the stark desert of Arabia he expected to land, and its the hilly barren mountains of Mekka and vicinities near the Red Sea, and The Hijaaz mountain strip along the Red sea. Nur: Captain Guure, This is Nur , do you copy? Captain Guure: Yes Nur, You must have entered the wrong parameters , your time capsule is reporting error date and location Nur: What do you mean with error date and location? Captain Guure: It means that you may be in a prehistoric time, look around do you see any Somali Tribal bigots? Nur: No I do not see any human, should I walk out of the capsule to look for humans Captain Guure: Be careful, if prehistoric people like Somali Bigots and Somali Anarchists get a hold of your Time capsule, they will sell your ship as scrap in Dubai for the metal content, they have no idea the sophistication of the advanced instruments, and as a result you will evaporate with them for ever, be careful when dealing with these creatures if you ever come in contact with them. Nur: Thanks Captain, I will make sure to step out and be careful, I will read my Adhkaar and inshAllah I will be safe. Bismillah, Tawakaltu Calaallah, wa laa xawla walaa quwata illaa billah. Captain Guure: That is good Nur, The angels will say " Kufiita wa hudiita ( You are covered pal, and guided) Nur: Captain, I can see from this hill a huge boat-like looking structure being swarmed by builders, where in time am I? Captain Guure: Oh , yaa Allaah, Nur, you are far out in time, that may be Noah's ark, I do not know how we can bring you back in time to the past, how complete does the boat look like? Nur: It looks 97 percent complete, I will read the Quraan to see what will happen next, then I will go join prophet Noah's boat, like a war jounalist I shall report to you about this historical event, I can't wait to see the animals boarding this boat without attacking each other, a great lesson I can relay back to the Somali Tribal Bigots. Captain Guure: fii amaanillah my prayers for your success. May Allah be with you. In the next episode, Nur will be going down the hill and will be going down to the village to see the huge boat under construction and tour the local town, the people of Noah have one thing in common with Somalinet General Discusions viewers of the secular persuation, they would rather close their eyes like Basra said before and not read Nur's posts, and would wear ear muffs in order not to hear good advice. Prophet Noah and Nur have few things in common, thing in common, They want to save their people, most of their people would not accept to come on board of the ship, Noah's ark and Nur's NURTEL Comminications. Prophet Noah has more patience than Nur, more resilience , Nur wants to learn great lessons form Noah in order to help people in the next episode. The next episode will be very interesting, bring a chair and enjoy reading with your family. Nur Posts are family friendly. 2001-2 NURTEL Communications Reaching and Teaching, one Somali at a time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted September 4, 2004 this is the most interesting yet enjoyable episodes i have ever seen,i really enjoyed reading that, Nur brother walaahi u r doing a very good job indeed, iam really learning and benefitting from your stories and episodes, jazaakalaah kheyran yaa akhii Nur Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nur Posted August 9, 2006 eNuri Summertime Old eNuri Shows Re-Runs For those new to Somaliaonline, welcome aboard our safe ship to Jannah inshAllah Nur Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
