Kamaavi Posted March 3, 2011 Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work.. today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.. I be at work soon.........You got nice house' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 3, 2011 Hey Juxa ,,,, thanks for the compliment ,,, ehem ,,, Ibti ma fahmayso waxaas dee ,,,, lool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bashiir Posted March 4, 2011 Instead of left, I prefer the right brain to study the universe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted March 4, 2011 JB i dont do compliments for free, but i was just repeating intaan maqlay. oh well Ibti needs to stick with the locals and stay away with ciyaalka laga keenay europe or north america I am getting you pepper-spray salaam aleykum and jumca kareem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted March 6, 2011 Morning guys being away for a while i guess:D I know everybody missed me, I was a bit sick, they say you have got (bacteria) in ur stomach what does bacteria in stomach mean??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted March 8, 2011 ^^ i hope you are feeling much better salaam aleykum all, bal warama? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted March 8, 2011 Al-xamdulillah, irbad unbey igala daaleen:D waan fiicanahay sida kale nimco alle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted March 8, 2011 I feel you out there all the elementary and middle School teachers! I had an outreach program today at inner city elementary school..The little rascals are out of control...Too many questions and I felt like all the kids looked alike. They were a bunch of ADD type personality..My Somali in me had no patience.I wanted inaan garaacoo.I still remember my first grade teacher (Madam Nasra) till today how we used to be scared..them little brats hyperactive...I salute you all school teachers!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cawaale Posted March 9, 2011 Salaamu Calaykum, Subax Wanaagsan Trollers. Ariga ma lagu faayaa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted March 9, 2011 wsalaam cawaale, long time no see, ma nooshahay bal? howdy all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted March 9, 2011 Cawaale ma checkmate baa:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted March 9, 2011 No, maxaad aragtay? checkmate meelahan laguma arag for years how do you know him anyway unless aad shaatiga soo badalatay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted March 9, 2011 SalamAlikum peeps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 9, 2011 Ahlan wasahlan Yall ......................... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted March 9, 2011 Shaleto qof ba ii cawyirey ama ii inkarey, wa innan ka war doono why. Ahlan JB- I already blamed you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites