Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko

[Juxa]

Salaam alaykum all

 

saakay my cago refused to board the train and now it is so sunny my eyes hurt........taloow guriga ma iska aadaa

[Valenteenah.]

Wa salaam, Juxa. Hope you're well?

 

A bit of sunshine never hurts, but it's cloudy my end.

[NGONGE]

Qoraxdoo aroortii qaybisay falaarahaa..lalalala..dirin dara dirin..

 

not sure if I was fourth or fifth in but I don't care. Morning all.

[Alpha Blondy]

NGONGE;933302 wrote:

Qoraxdoo aroortii qaybisay falaarahaa..lalalala..dirin dara dirin..

 

not sure if I was fourth or fifth in but I don't care. Morning all.

why don't you make your own trolls and cantarbaqash thread, inaar?

[Jacaylbaro]

Ngonge singing in Somali ?? ,, Wallee waa qiyaamihii

[NGONGE]

^^ Waxba ma ogid ninyaho. Bari ayaan xamaal o aha a Somali singing band. (bal car Norf inta ha yidhaahdo).

[Alpha Blondy]

^ YOU'RE RUDE NG.

 

i asked you a question first and you respond back to JBs question.

 

nah! thats bang out of order.

[NGONGE]

^^ Was that a real question warya? I thought it was one of your usual digs.

 

I don't have enough to say to start an entire troll thread, saaxib.

[wyre]

SOL farahey ka baxday, I think SOL Section should be changed like this

 

Kids forum where all kids should write there cantarabaqash things, some people think cantarabaqash is a beautifull word

Dreamers forum for those who dream everyday

waayeelada isku dhex yaacay forum for JB and his likes

and akhyaarta forum like NORF and many others

[N.O.R.F]

^good idea. Way soo bateen baryahan

 

NGONGE;933321 wrote:

^^ Waxba ma ogid ninyaho. Bari ayaan xamaal o aha a Somali singing band.

(bal car Norf inta ha yidhaahdo).

The singing part or the xamaal part?

[Alpha Blondy]

NGONGE;933339 wrote:

^^ Was that a real question warya? I thought it was one of your usual digs.

 

I don't have enough to say to start an entire troll thread, saaxib.

how many different types of questions are there? interesting, ma istidhi?

 

there are at least 5, i think off, now;

 

1. interrogative question - EXPLAIN why you didn't answer my question?

2. inquisitorial question - do you suppose by ignoring my questio, you'll have one over me?

3. explanatory question i don't understand your question, can you please explain your question?

4. informational question - there are many question types, but only some questions require answers, what do you think of this?

5. rhetorical question it was rude of you to ignoring my question, ma istidhi?

 

but what is a real question?

[Alpha Blondy]

wyre;933343 wrote:

SOL farahey ka baxday, I think SOL Section should be changed like this

 

Kids forum where all kids should write there cantarabaqash things, some people think cantarabaqash is a beautifull word

Dreamers forum for those who dream everyday

waayeelada isku dhex yaacay forum for JB and his likes

and akhyaarta forum like NORF and many others

wyre,

 

i see you're still angry even after my apology on the cantarbaqash thread. see below, please.

 

Alpha Blondy;933164 wrote:

^

 

 

 

i've never thought that highly of you, too!

 

Wyre, inaar, akhi, you

misunderstood my jokes for pure hate

. i don't hate you, walahi. i like you loads, walahi. you're a nice guy but you remind me of myself and what i am in real life, dee. i hate the weakness you display on SOL and its almost like i see myself in you so i attack and bully you viciously...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. inaar, this is the internet and its 2013 for goodness sakes!. grow some balls for goodness sakes, dee. why are you so shy, miskeen-like and sensitive for? these traits are for weak people. anyways i know those Arabs have rented 17 rooms in your maskax but let me at least be on the waiting list, inaar.

don't forget me bro! don't ignore me! don't close the gates of friendship to me, inaar.

 

anyways, i'm sorry and iga raali nooqo sxb. lets start again but learn to take a joke. a few hours of hardcore trolling on this thread allows me to insult and mock people (except Oba) and frees me and more importantly Al from his inner demons and it provides Al via me...... an outlet to release the frustrations of his toxic existence and pathetic excuse of a life. i had an excellent day today but you've ruined Al's and my mood now, because of your sulking. inaar, do you have the painters in maanta? are you a jew? do you think sulking like this is impressing your Arab custodian? he'd be very disappointed, if he knew how easily you give up. inaar, 9 years is a long time to wait for your visa but 2mins is a long time to be angry at me, so please isku xishood and lets be friends, ya akhi?

 

''aana waxshi'', ''aana kalbuun'', ''aana saqaajanuun'' and all those dirty Arab swear-words, you little doorfar. i'm a doorfar, see, are you happy now?

 

anyways, this is a little shiric (gabay/poem) i copied and pasted from yahoo maktoob. i have NO idea what it means walahi and its probably not even a poem but one of the news headlines. but i'd do that for you, wryeoow, inaar. i'd write you a arabic poem! i'd do that for you, walahi.

 

البحرين والجزائر تستبعدان حلا سياسيا بسوريا

 

[Juxa]

Qoraxdoo aroortii

Qaybisay falaadhahaa

Ama qaanso roobaad

Daruur midab ku qarisaay

 

Qiimaheedii leedee

Qof meyda lama amaanoo

Qalad looma heesee

Qurayshtii haweenkaay

 

 

Naftaad qancisaybaa

Kuu qushuucdayoo

Wanaag kuu qiraysee

 

Qabrigaa hortii qaradee

Bariin aad u qaboobiyo

Qaadirkay ha ku geeyo

 

 

 

eesh calaa hees yaa Ngonge, wonderful stuff

 

wyre haye, feeling better?

[Jacaylbaro]

Wyre waan ka shakiyay ,,,,

[wyre]

Alpha Blondy;933356 wrote:

wyre,

 

i see you're still angry even after my apology on the cantarbaqash thread. see below, please.

Apologies accepted

 

Juxa alxmdulillah for everything, what happened did happen

 

Oday JB maxaa ka shakisay