wyre Posted December 20, 2012 too much back pain maxaa lagu daaweeyaa dadow, dhafar wanaagsan all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 20, 2012 Salaam all ........... Telesom is getting mad these days. Thinking of setting up my own telecom company ,,, JBTELL ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted December 20, 2012 Nice Idea, how much will it cost Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted December 20, 2012 w'salam lol @JBTELL Americans have their moments Good comeback ------------------------------------ He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.. Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do." Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 20, 2012 Reminds me of this story: Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash ? Man: I was driving to work, then I suddenly lost control of the car. I tried slamming the breaks, but they would not work. Policeman: What happened next? Man: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left.Think for yourself, which would be the logical choice? Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage. Man: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding, so I went after him ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted December 20, 2012 Morning all. First in, AGAIN! (Juxa and the London crowd have become lazy of late). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 20, 2012 First in baad ku waalatay adiguna ,,,, Wasalaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted December 20, 2012 NGONGE baryahan ismaad fasaxine xaa dhacay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted December 20, 2012 Salaam alaykum all khamiis barakeysan full of roob and people trying to take your eyes out with their DALAD Ngonge, i am trying to clear my desk so that i can take the holidays off and baadhy with my gabar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted December 20, 2012 Wyrax, Jimicso sxb, back painka waa laguu yaqaan dawadiisa, tu yaroo Jinni oo habar Waaq ah aan kugu daro, laakin ka heli meysid waxa aad ka heleyso hablaha ibnu aadamka. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 20, 2012 Waslad Hilib ah iyo Caano geel baan hadda soo liqay ,,,,,,,,,,, I can do Musaaraco with the Jinn now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted December 20, 2012 ^^ Were you in a hurry? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted December 20, 2012 Nuune's advice leave very little to the imagination - maxaa tirii? ..lol Afternoon all. Somali mothers needs karbashiing - wilashaa haleyaan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
