NGONGE Posted April 3, 2012 ^^ I know dee. I'm doing an 'alpha'. Wax fahan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted April 3, 2012 369 pages? This can't be. It's humanly impossible. Unless the humans in question are married folk. I mean they talk... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted April 3, 2012 hahahaha paragon, the sooner you join us the better soomaha yacni if you cant beat them just soo raac salaams by the way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted April 3, 2012 Salaam juxa, Hadduu Alle idmo taasi waa runtaa. I always thought i'll be home for that and it seems to be coming to that, Insha-Allah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 3, 2012 Ngonge, where? Juxa, not yet laakin xaaji casiir waan ka horeenaya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted April 3, 2012 ^^ Your favourite airline out of Sharjah no less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted April 3, 2012 Paragon we wait with great anticipation, oh who am i kidding xalwada uun noogu roonow insha allah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted April 3, 2012 Haddii Alle idmo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted April 3, 2012 Salaam trolls. Welcome back Paragon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted April 3, 2012 On my way back from lunch. Sat on a bus reading a copy of the Sun newspaper that a previous passanger had left on the seat. The bus stops and new people get on. I hear a voice saying "ma Somali baad tahay?". I left my head and look up. It's a well dressed Somali guy (down to his leapord skin shoes ). Me (slightly confused and caught unawares): Haa Him: Barasho wanaagsan Me: Err..erm..marxaba Him: Ma halkanaad dagantahay? Me (thinking he's asking about the bus): Err..London? Him: Anigu Marikankaan ka imid Me: Fasax? Him: Haa Me: Haye, London ka waran? Ma ka heshay? Him: London way fiicantahay lakin fasaxaan masiibu isu badalay! Me (alarmed): Maxa dhacay? Him: Xaaskaaan iga baxsaday! Me: Yaa? Him: Xalayto. Anoo horda, ayaay alaabtiida guratay oo iska baxday! Me (lost for words): Hmmmm Him: Waxaan ku kacay hotel roomka oo madhan! Me: Did you have a fight? Him: No, man. She just woke up and left. Me: Does she have family here? Him: Haaa Me: Do you know where they live? Him: No. I have to go and find them now. She can stay if she wants, I just want my cards back. Me (wondering if he'll ask me for money): Hmmmm Him: Do you know how I can get to Victoria from here? Me: You're on the wrong bus! Him: Do I have to top up my Oyster when I get on the next bus? Me: Probably. Him: Oooh! Me (with my own inner ooh): What's the problem? Him: I topped up my Oyster with 2.70 twice but I'm not sure if it'll be enough for the next bus. Me (searching my pockets and picking something out): Err..will this do? Him (pressing the bell for the bus to stop): Jazaka Allah.. Me (waving him away): Good luck. Hope you find her. Him (shouting across from the door of the bus): I don't want her anymore, I only want my cards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 3, 2012 Maybe you should take up counselling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted April 3, 2012 Hi Val Ngonge lool, you do know how to attract dadka waalan wallee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted April 3, 2012 ^^ This one was dressed well and looked genuine. Unlike the one a few months ago who claimed to to have arrived recently from xamar and had fathered two (or was it three?) children who all were riddled with bullet wounds. He went on to ask me for "wax sarif ah". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carafaat Posted April 3, 2012 Ngonge, I heard stories about the UK Somali girls looting guys in the middle of the night. Waa dhib niyow, ya la aamina meeshaas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
