Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko

[N.O.R.F]

Morning from Berbera airport

[NGONGE]

^^ More like the cattle farm. Did I tell you I saw a guy eating some plants that grow outside the airport. He was chewing away like his life depended on it. When our eyes met nad I could see he was receptive to a comment, I told him that he's not going to leave anything for the goats to eat. Turns out that he hurt his leg and was chewing the plant to later spit it out and put it on the wound. I, of course, got a detailed explanation about the ability of that plant to stem any blood loss. Can't remember what it's called now. Heh.

 

Juxa, I am having a brilliant day so far. It's to do with my eldest, you see. She woke up this morning and said:

 

"You'll be annoyed at some point today"

 

Me: "Why? What have you done?"

 

Her: "I did nothing. It's the scientists!"

 

Me: "What scientists? What about them?"

 

Her: "They have discovered that most people have awful Thursdays"

 

Me: "Stuff and nonesense, I'm going to have a great day"

 

Her: "You'll see. The scientists know what they're talking about"

 

Anyway, we leave the house (just me and her today) and I walk her to school. On the way, and out of nowhere, a fat little pitbull comes running at us and starts barking from behind a fence. She screams her life out and hides behind me. As we pass the dog and clam down, she starts muttering about how she's still shook up and how she won't get over it for the rest of day. I left her at the school gate with a final joke about annoying Thursdays and scientists; she wished disaster on me with the words "you'll see, you'll see".

[N.O.R.F]

You and your weird encouters. Ana kuwa madaarkaa have been trying to work out siday ii shaxaadi lahaayeen. 3 of them so far with excuses of let me check your ticket, abti baan ku ahay iyo the plane is late so lets go for lunch

[nuune]

loool waan jeclahey shaqaalaha madaarka berbera iyo hargeisa, they are genuine, one shaqaalo at hargeisa airport said to me, he was police though, wuxuu igu yidhi:

 

"dee laandhtii inoo dhiib kolley la raaci meysid dayuuradee" wuxuu ka wadey lacagtii somalilandta,

 

few minutes later, another one not a police "laandhtii wax ma kaaga hadheyn"

 

 

waa cool people, not so for the not smiling lady who takes 50 dollar at the passport checkin, taas waa dhagax iyadu,

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooooooool@let's go for luch ,,,,,

 

 

Good day chaps .... have been in a high level meeting this morning ... lots to talk about but they were all feeling very important. I felt some of that too until I logged on to the FB from my mobile and the feeling magically disappeared ...

 

At least, I had some inputs in the upcoming Istanbul Conference ,,,,

[NGONGE]

Norf, if you have any 'land' left give it to my friend Xasan Haykal (he works for the airline). Good man. Heh.

[N.O.R.F]

JB, u kaadi u kaadi. Ma bosishan baad heshay? La taliye? Agaasime? Wasiir?

 

Nuune, the ladies are the clever ones. There is never any change at the desk so if you have $50 or $100 chances are you will have to fight for your change.

 

Ng, I have about 6k left. Ka ugu qaylo weyn when we board baa iska leh

[Jacaylbaro]

.... Positions are coming .... I guess this is an exercise

[NGONGE]

^^ War just ask for Xasan Haykal and give it to him. He's been so good with me that he managed to escort me OUTSIDE the airport an hour after I passed the "point of no return". He's got a brother in London, you know. Heh.

 

p.s.

Did you really doubt that Jb had already had some big (and very secret) position in that place. Hadoo ii fasaxo, I'll share my impressions of the man.

[Jacaylbaro]

Go ahead bal ....

 

 

 

I'm sure A&T is already scared .... lol

[N.O.R.F]

Waxad rabtaa everyone to get that i will give money? Still waiting for the plane.

[Juxa]

I wonder why Norf keeps going back, now on every other week, ma bridges of hargeisa county buu sameynayaa

 

Ngonge, i too was having great day, i devised a plan for you and norf to bring in couple of caruur from sland so that you can give them better life. see your recent visits is all it takes plus couple of warqado which ibti agreed iney soo qorto and viola

 

then wixii aan qorey oo dhan baa tirtirmay....your daughter runteed bey aheyd, not best thursdays ever

[Jacaylbaro]

It is now raining everywhere ,,,,

[Ibtisam]

Loool @ Juxa!! leave it alone.

 

 

Adam, thank you. It is true, laain somehow, someway I have no time to do anything- so many things to do here.

 

Got lots of paperwork to do these three days hence I found my way here- otherwise 15min checking e-mails and no time for anything else before logging off.

 

Malika, hello, how you doing, nice to see you still about- where is your summer holiday this year- some far way hot beautiful cheerful place.

 

North sii soco, soo soco aya ku dishey maad iska joogtiid.

[SayidSomal]

^naa bax shaqadaadi ku noqo - no time to even greet me:mad: