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Ibtisam   

SalamAlikum. Pain iyo half. Got a tooth infection- dentist drilled it and told me to come back nxt week. Now sitting at my desk like a siqrana. Yaa allah.

 

How are you all doing.

 

Read these sad statistical data on Somalia's last 20yrs. :( Xaram Calakey ya iska ooyah, bal baa iyo hooga inna heesa eega. :( Gaalad waxas ayan ku nacey, wixi aqrio iyo ifka joog bey isu geeyin in one place!

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nuune   

^^ being siqraana yaaba heli karaba, foox iyo jaawi unbaa kaa maqan inaad kaga qiiqiso smileys.gif

 

 

Ps: habeen dhaaweed baan ku riyoodey anoo Jinni kaa soo ridey, intey ku af duubteen ayagoo ku duban rabo ayaan u imid markaasaan ku iri maxaad gabadha u shiilaneysaan waxey igu yiraahdeen waa sheeka dheer mar kalaan soo daabici, anyway, anaa kaa celiyey Jimankii ku karsan lahaa

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Anigu waxaan ku riyooday iyadoo jini shaah la cabaysa ,, oo ay saambuusaha ka boobayaan. Mid baaba intuu booradeedii furay lipstick kala soo baxay oo ku ciyaarayay ,,, :D

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nuune   

Ma iyadaa wax boobeeysay mise waala boobayey, halkaa ii yara iftiimi riyo kale bey u yara egtahay dhowr todobaad ka hor

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Ibtisam   

Acudubililah minshidani rajami, labadiin wa walan tiihin.

 

On serious note, I think qof ba mistakenly ii cawyire- maybe it when I was in India, but I dont trust the so called "shikes" here. They beat people, and they tell everyone jiin ba kujira, and they charge more than my dentist. Even worse they have followers who almost worship them- It makes me feel uncomfortable that mere human baa sidaa loo daba jooga.

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nuune   

Ibti, anigu koleey free of charge weeye, ajirkaa ii daran aan helayo, kii xumaa ee JB ahaana waan soo wadan faa'iido malahane kolleey smileys.gif

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Nuune, mayee iyagaa ka boobayay ,, shaaha markay dhulka dhigtana kolba mid baa kabbanayay iyana may arkayn ,,, :D

 

 

they charge more than my dentist.

:D:D

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Juxa   

Ibti come over, i shall make you soor si aad qandaca ugu gubgubtid nabarka kugu dhacay! (hope you feel better hon)

 

intiina kale jinigaan baas naga dhaafa

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nuune   

ma nabarkii ay jinku ku dhufteen inta aan ka soo gaarin ka horbaa, waan ogaa in ay Ibti meel xun gali, laakin mar hadey nabad qabto waa kheyr

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STOIC   

Ibti, take some Motrin or tylenol#3 for pain and if it is infected I hope he gave you some antibiotics...hope you feel better...

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Ibtisam   

Stoic; thanks, just got some Amoxcillian if I feel like a infection is coming back.

 

Juxa what on earth is soor si aad qandaca ugu gubgubtid nabarka kugu dhacay

 

For the last time I dont have jinn who drink my tea and I finish the chicken off my bones, dont work near rubbish or graves or black cats or black dogs at night, I read my dua entering the toliet and bathing. So I cam clear as a whistle. Haadi meel lag iga heesta wa la cawyire!!

 

P.s. I have a new baby sister as of yesterday. I am tempted to ask them to call her London :P

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NGONGE   

War ceeb caleekom dee. What's all this stuff about "I had a dream about you last night"? Inanta inuu daaya, anaga jinka ka saari doona.

Bal ii soo dhwoow Ibtiyaay. More, more. Tufuuu caleek. :D

 

Heh@Norf's arabic.

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Ibtisam   

Ngonge I didn't even realise that they said dream, I just assumed Nuune iyo JB berri ay jiin argiin uun bey sheeg. Having read ur response I scrolled up and realised :mad: that labaduba wey ii qariyin and habariin at the same time :mad: Uff caleek iyo Tuufu Caleek labadinoba, JB iyo Nuune weligo khyir ma sheegan, I should've known better! :errg: yahoooooooooooooooooo

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Juxa   

serves you right for rejecting my offer to cook you soor!

 

but you right they are out of order. would you like babis or budh?

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