Conspiracy Posted March 19, 2010 Okay enough windows 7 and ipad here is some unix flava! (% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell) % "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface? Unmatched ". % rm congressional-ethics rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. %make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % (- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create Or, in a System V (att) universe: $ cat "can of food" cat: cannot open can of food If you got some please share! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muriidi Posted August 23, 2010 programmable modules how much freedom do you allow me ? be careful , i might break you .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted August 24, 2010 Try this command $whoami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muriidi Posted August 28, 2010 after graduation , my first day at da job ! web page Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
