Brain Cells !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quman]

Brain Cells?

Author: Quman..... :cool:

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,

over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The

problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little

chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

 

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells

necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come

from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent

tests have shown that these cells are removed from the

communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and

develop into male sexual organs.

 

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of

cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to

speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This

difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in

various ways.

 

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to

read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a

bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls

will think about doing things before taking any action. Little

boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if

someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who

was half asleep and looking the other way.

 

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,

when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains

differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with

their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies

where their ex-brain cells reside.

 

Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In

some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are

left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather

dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as

"Republicans."

 

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are

medically referred to as "Democrats."

 

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to

their groins. These men are usually referred to as ...

 

"Mr. President." :eek:

[Libaax-Sankataabte]

loool

 

I will let you do all the talking ... take it easy on the fellas though.

[DAD]

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,

over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little

chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Man! I owe this to my chromosomes!

 

I would've been born with *EDITED* hanging for all you know.

The tought alone is scary.

[Medley of extemporanea]

I hope you didn't turn this in for a bio paper....

[Diaspora_Dude]

Hey why didn't you publish this findings in the

 

Journal of Amercican Medical Association "JAMA" or it's counterpart The British Journal of Medical Association, Then you could have at least developed some respect in your title :cool:

 

JUst KiDding

 

Knowlegde is Terrible thing to Waste :eek:

[HONEY-D]

WHAT AN INTERESTING THEORY.

 

I'm not sure if da brothers agree with YOU ON THIS.

[Hibo]

I dont know how a WORLD FULL of females would work. Seriously, tell me. Whats good about ALL-Female Planet.

[HONEY-D]

YO! MARAXOW SHOUDNT U BE CONCENTRATING ON DA TOPIC RATHER THAN MA WORLD. :mad:

 

BY DA WAY U HAVE 2B CANBARO 2 TASTE THE EXOTIC AND EVERLASTING PLEASURE OF BEEN IN DAT WONDERFUL WORLD. NEXT TIME READ DA SIGN ( DO NOT DISTURB ). :cool:

[SomaliaOnline-President]

BY DA WAY U HAVE 2B CANBARO 2 TASTE THE EXOTIC AND EVERLASTING PLEASURE OF BEEN IN DAT WONDERFUL WORLD.

Akhaseey! Nayaa Canbara Luulo. Ma nin baad leedahay naag noqo? Naa waad soo wadataa walahi. Maybe, i fail to see whats soo exotic, or even interesting in being a chick? Other then being some-one's **EDITED**.

[HONEY-D]

SOMALIAONLINE PRESIDENT

 

Akhaseey! Nayaa Canbara-luulo . Ma nin baad leedahay naag noqo? Naa waad soo wadataa walahi.

Maybe, i fail to see whats soo exotic, or even interesting in being a chic? other then being some-one's **EDITED**.

 

DONT U DARE EVER CALL ME NAAYAA AGAIN (MA ADAA I NAAGEYSATEY NAARTA KA NAA NAA LEE MA KU DHAHAA).

 

Y IS IT EVERY WORD DAT COMES OUT OF UR MOUTH IS RELATED TO SEX, ANY NORMAL PERSON COULD SEE THAT WHAT I WROTE HAD NOTHING 2DO WITH SEX WATSOEVER I WAS TALKING ABOUT THINGS WE WOMEN ENJOY THE MOST eg BEAUTY THERAPY, SHOP TILL U DROP, GOING 2DA CINEMA 2C A ROMANTIC MOVIE, LISTENING 2 JOE OR USHER, DISCUSE DA LATEST GOSSIP, FASHION. DAT'S THE STUFF I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

 

IT DOESNT TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST 2 FIGURE DAT OUT BUT IN UR CASE IT HELL DOES CUZ UR BRAIN CELLS R NOT AS ACTIVE AS UR HORMONES.

 

I'D RECOMEND U TO SEEK A PROFESSIONAL HELP. YOU KNOW THERE'S A SOMALI SAYING NIN WALBO WUXUU YUHUU KU MOODAA.YOU ASSUME PPL SEE THINGS THE WAY U DO, GUESS WHAT THEY DONT, AND DAT'S HOW U DIFFERENTIATE SICK PPL AND NON SICK HUMAN BEINGS

 

BY THE WAY IF UR GONNA INSULT SOME THE LEAST THING U CAN DO IS GET THEIR NAMES RIGHT,I'M CANBARO-LUUL NOT CANBARA-LUULO MAGACA HA IIGA CAYAARIN. :mad:

[Lefty]

looooooooooooool@Cambara

 

you must have thrown your Dirac and gabasar when you were written these. How ever the case might be, I like them all.

 

But I alwayz wonder why Somali Females get pissed off when someone calls them NAYAA. I'm not saying it sounds legitimate or perfect but also it's not that bad. However, I think ppl make it out of propotion. Waryaa and Nayaa both define males and females with the same way of meaning. I don't get it why girls alwayz take theirs too serious while we don't mind to be called WARYAA in any given day.

 

______________________

 

I ain't playin' I'm just sayin'

[SomaliaOnline-President]

why Somali Females get pissed off when someone calls them NAYAA.

lol Ma nin baanu ugu wacnaa sxb. Hadeey naag diitay. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHah

[HONEY-D]

LEFTY

 

I GET PISSED OFF WHEN SOME1 CALLS ME NAAYAA. WHY USE SUCH A WORD WHEN U CAN CALL THEM BY THEIR NAMES IF U DONT KNOW THEIR NAMES THEN SAY WALAASHIIS. Y PROVOKE A FIGHT AND GET EVERY GAL'S PIECE OF MIND WHEN U CAN HAVE PEACE AND TRANQUALITY BY JUST SAYING WALAASHIIS OR ABAAYO. IF U LOOK CAREFULLY 1 WILL MAKE U A POPULAR DUDE IN GAL'S WORLD WHILE THE OTHER LEAVE U WIT SCARES. SO MA DEAR BROTHA DA CHOICE IS YOURS.

 

I HOPE UR SATISFIED WITH DA EXPLANATION.

 

SOMALIAONLINE PRESEDENT

 

I GUESS NOT EVERY1 KNOWS THE BASIC THINGS IN LIFE eg RESPECTING OTHERS, DO'S AND DONT'S AND SO FORTH.

[Iffah]

LOL@Canbaro

You cracked me up walaahi.

 

He crossed the line huh? Don't worry though, I think you set him straight now

[HONEY-D]

ilhaam

 

I GUESS HE THOUGHT HE COULD GATEAWAY WITH IT LITTLE DID HE KNOW, ALL EYES WHERE FOCUSING ON HIM. :mad: